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Eileen Galvin says:
What the fuck is wrong with that jack ass dave?Is he just a ignorant jackass. is there anything wrong with oklahoma vs alabama?Well i guess idiotocrocity is contagious 'cause i think i am catching it.
Greg says:
Sounds like Dave is unamerican with all his hatred. I bet you support the terrorists killing innocent Americans too, dont ya Davey boy? Your lucky that Bush ain't in office anymore because you'd be at Guantanamo Bay right now getting the shit tortured out of you. God bless America and God bless the great state of Oklahoma.
Dave says:
Here is an old post of mine. How is this for OU and OSU pride?!

OKLAHOMA IS THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA. OH YA, THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THEN OU & OSU SO GET OFF THEIR FUCKING NUTS. ALL I SEE IS OU THIS AND OSU THAT. FUCK ALL OF YOU SUCKING THE COCK OF OU & OSU. FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WEAR OR PUT ON YOUR REDNECK TRUCK.
Dave says:
I have never once stated anything about Republicans, Democrats or guns on any of my posts. I dont know where you stupid hillbilly whitetrash fucks are getting it. The only time I have even mentioned the word gun was when I told Proud Okie to blow his dick off so there would be no more of you stupid rednecks out there. The last think we need is more of you Okies in the world. Stupidity is contagious and you have enough of it in Oklahoma to contaminate the world.
Eileen Galvin says:
Why is it any of your buisness that oklahoma is any worse than your state?How does it fucking affect you?HUH?!?
Okie Dolkie Folkie says:
oh yeah one more thing. i dare yall dumocrats to try and take away our guns! No one messes with Oklahoma! Sooner pride for life!
Okie Dokie Folkie says:
Hey dave i dare you to come to oklahoma and say this shit. See in oklahoma people like you get their ass kicked all the time. we dont tolerate this kind of shit. hell someone might even shoot you. we dont much care for pussy dumbocrats posting shit about are state online so youd better stop. i have more guns then the entire population in the pussy state you live in combined. are ya scared now? ya should be. obviously you aint ever gonna show up cause you have no balls like most dumbocrats. what you got to say about that dave?
Dave says:
What are you talking about Pete? I dont give a fuck if you are Christian or not....roid boy!
All I know is Oklahoma is full of stupid ass ugly fat people like yourself. Inbred whitetrash fucks----I dont need to know much more about the state. I dont want to know anything else. If I want, I can go to Walmart and see it first hand.
Have fun on your date tonight with Proud Okie and Okie Dokie Folkie. I hope your whitetrash circle jerk is fun.
Pete says:
Wow Dave. What a comeback...
No comment there other than epic fucking fail.
You probably don't know Oklahoma as much as you think you do.

Oh, and I am a Christian, just a certain kind of Christian.
Dave says:
Hey Okie Dokie Folkie, what do you mean you are armed to the teeth and gums???!!!! None of you stupid inbred whitetrash Okies have any teeth.
Loser.
So if you and Betzalel get married are you still considered brother and sister?
Okie Dokie Folkie says:
Hey Dave, Chris, 1OklahomaSucks, and the other god damn yankees who are posting on this awful website. I dare yall to come to Oklahoma and say this shit. Unlike you pussy blue states we Okies are armed to the teeth with guns. We shoot damn yankees like yall on a daily basis. Yall scared now? Scram pussies scram!

I'm an Okie til the day I die and I'm damn proud of it. Oklahoma Pride!

Oh ya, fuck Obummer the stupid terrorist in cheif. That arab ain't our president.
1OklahomaSucks1 says:
Chris - Just read your comment about the Miss Belvedere car. haha. Your absolutely right, talk about a joke. I loved how when they finally unearthed the car, they tried to drown out the disappointment by making up some bullshit excuse that said something like "Miss Belvedere's rust represent the hard working spirit and pride of Tulsa and the rest of Oklahoma." Is that not pathetic or what? haha. Leave it to the good ol' "educated" folks of Oklahoma to not know how to properly make a box water tight. I bet the same thing will happen to the Chrysler Prowler they buried when they unearth it in 2057, as we all know that Okies don't excel at learning or anything else for that matter.

Beltzalel - Yes you are correct, every state does have its crummy qualities. However Oklahoma has more than all the other states combined. I could go on all day about what sucks with Oklahoma, however I'll just name a few things. I'll let the good people on this site fill you in with the rest.

Oklahoma's statistics

- 5th fattest state with a whopping 30.9% of the population being categorized as obese (America's Health Rankings 2009)

- 11th in total poverty with 15.3% living below the poverty line (American Community Survey 2004)

-10th in children living below the poverty line with 21.8% (America's Health Rankings 2009)

- 45th in median household income with a measly $35,357 average annual income. (American Community Survey 2004)

-34th in K-12 achievement with a grade of D (66.0) (Education Week 2008)

-42nd in school financing (Education Week 2008)

-5th in smoking with 24.7% of residents listed as heavy smokers (America's Health Rankings 2009)

-10th in violent crimes with an average 526 violent crimes incidents per every 100,000 people. (America's Health Rankings 2009)

- 49th in overall health quality. (America's Health Rankings 2009)
(Congratulations Oklahoma you beat Mississippi! Give yourself a pat on the back. Of course Mississippi has consistently placed last since 1990, where as Oklahoma has been in a sharp decline since that time period. Compare (OK): http://tinyurl.com/ygmy8yq to (MS) http://tinyurl.com/yjbge59

Here's also a couple of the "finer" headlines from today's Daily Oklahoman.

- GOP lawmaker from Tulsa switches Obama's portrait with Gov. Brad Henry's as an act of protest and as a joke.

- Oklahoma state GOP plans to overhaul workers comp

- Oklahoma lawmaker exemption keeps public in the dark on records

- Oklahoma judge denies couple same sex divorce because the same sex marriage performed in Canada is not a legitimate marriage.

As always, there's plenty more I could list, but I'll let someone else do it for me. I think you get the picture of just how badly Oklahoma sucks.
1OklahomaSucks1 says:
Hello my username is 1OklahomaSucks1 on Youtube, and I'd like to take this time to address a few things.

First off, a rumor is going around that I am the one who made this t-shirt and am going around Youtube bashing Oklahoma in order to get profits from this shirt. I did not make this t-shirt nor do I know who did. I wish I did though, as this is one kickass t-shirt! The reason I put a link to this page in my profile is because it speaks VOLUMES of truth about Oklahoma. So for all of you Oklahoma lovers who are going around accusing me of trying to make a profit by bashing Oklahoma, you can shut it now.

Secondly, I'd like to personally thank Chris, Dave, Bateman, and all the others who are going around spreading awareness for this noble cause. Keep up the good work. You guys are doing a great job at exposing the average intelligence level of the typical Oklahoma lover. Hopefully you guys will be able to save at least one prospective immigrant from making a choice that they will regret for the rest of their life. I sure wish someone had warned me before moving to Oklahoma! Keep up the good work and don't give up!

Thirdly I'd like to address Pete (MasakoXer) and Billy Badass (musclebound46)

Pete: I find it highly ironic that you go around claiming to be a devout Christian (as your youtube profile says itself) and threaten to harm people and commit violent acts. While I myself am not a Christian by any means, it seems to me that you are doing the exact opposite of what Jesus would do. Of course I'm guessing you are one of those guys who just goes to Church on Sunday, gives your 60 minutes of worship to God, and then once you leave you go out and act as hateful and nasty as you want. Seems like a lot of these so called "devout" Christians act like this these days.

Billy Badass: You really need to fucking grow up already. Your forty fucking six and still acting like a high school jock. Nobody gives a damn about how tough you think you are, and you really need to get an education badly. You are a shining example of the type of vengeful person who votes solidly Republican. Seriously, shut up about your muscles and your "level of toughness" already. And no, I highly doubt you could "kick my fukin ass" over the internet, though you're welcome to try!

And lastly I'd like to show off some of the finer aspects of the splendid Oklahoma lifestyle.

Think Oklahoma is boring? Boy how wrong you are! While we may not have a NFL team, NBA team, NHL team, and the only reason we have an NBA team is because the owner of the Seattle Supersonics broke his contract with the city; we do have something better and more spectacular that is coming to Oklahoma next year. Oklahoma has been chosen as the state to headquarter the NRSFL! What's the NRSFL you ask? None other than the one and only National Redneck Street Fighting League! Check out the exhibition trailer for this coming attraction right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1eQ7Ju2mNo. My guess is that Proud Okie is the guy who got his ass kicked in this video.

Oklahoma is not only a place brimming with moral Christian fibers, but it is also a more than fine place to raise a family. For example, just take a look at Bubba and little Susie partaking in the ancient father-daughter ritual of shooting machine guns at cars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwgGsmoCRw . Now does that not spell family friendly or what? You sure won't see that kind of family bonding in the other 49 states.

Hey guys, don't like wearing your shirt or just want to show off that fit, hunky body of your's to the ladies? Here in Oklahoma we sympathize with you. No shirt, no shoes, we don't give a fuck! Even our local Wal-Marts comply with this soon to be official state ordinance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_2i_iDSmxo&feature=related .

So, are you ready to make the move to Oklahoma? All you have to do is fill out this simple online application http://pastebin.com/Z7YMXmBT . Don't read at a third grade level? No worries! All English has been substituted with redneck jargon so even the simplest of simpletons can comprehand everything with out ever having to consult a dictionary!
Betzalel says:
I've been gone for a while seeing as i actually have a life.Did you know that hating a state based on the steriotypes that you have heard is wrong?Well if you are saying that my state is crap then how can you not see the flaws in other states?New York is kinda dumb.Washington is kinda cold.Alabama is kinda redneckish.Florida is kinda old.Kansas is kinda conservative.North Carolinans kinda have a bad accent.But for all of those things i said i can come up with 1000 good things about those states.Yes i have been to all of them.
Okiehomie says:
I just stumbled upon this page while looking for race gas because the fuel T the pump here sucks. I know Oklahoma has alot of problems but I have been to and seen states that have many of the same problems as we do. I loath alot of the things in this state, ie roads, taxes, tolls, etc. But I can think of a whole lot worser places to live. I'm a proud native american and though I'm a little unsetteled by some of the things said here I couldn't help but smile at alot of the okie examples given here because yes alot of them are true, I'm wearing a camo ou hat right now, but I can tell everyone with all sincerity that my dollar even with all the taxes and tolls and whatever else it goes alot further here than in most other states. Good luck too you all and I'm glad you choose not to call Oklahoma home.
Pete says:
Yo dumbass Dave!
You don't know "my type". You don't know shit about me!
No one does. Not even my mom knows much about me.

Oh yeah, and I'm not on steroids, just to let you know...
Maybe Oklahoma needs some adjustments, but why the hell are you making a damn hate group website?
Do you people honestly have nothing better to do with your life then to make a website and sell tee-shirts just to tell people how much you hate Oklahoma?
That's pretty sad, man. :'(
eddie says:
after reading some of these posts, it seems like we sure have a lot of internet tough guys on here. i can't help but wonder though, if we were to take all these "tough guys" and put them in a room together (in real life, of course), would they even have the balls to look each other in the eye? or would they just kinda fidget nervously and stare at the floor? hmm...i wonder.
Chris says:
Oh man Dave, that Proud Okie guy is even more of a riot than that roid boy Pete. I will give him one thing though, they sure don't need health care, they need dental care a lot worse!

What's really funny though is the fact that the guy is a gun toting maniac, yet he can't even spell "constitution" right. Of course he probably has never read it in his entire life. I'm guessing based on his spelling that he's a 45 year old illiterate.

Haha! I also noticed how he's calling us "carpet baggers." Time to get with the times Proud Okie, it's no longer the 1860's. Furthermore, if you had actually been in history class, you would have realized that Oklahoma wasn't even a state during the Civil War. Commie Muslim President? Sounds like someone's been watching FOX News. Sean Hannity and the rest of the right-wing nutjobs must be very proud.
proud okie says:
oh we dont need no damn government run commie healthcare. yall aint fooling us. we sure as hell aint gonna pay for the lazy to get healthcare. fuck that shit. the goverment gunna jack up the price and they wont know how to fucking operate
proud okie says:
fuck you dave and eat my shit! get yur yankee ass out of here and back up north you fucking nigger lover you aint liking guns? well to fucking bad this is our country and it was founded on guns we got that shit guranteed in the constution. we shoot you yankee asshole if yall even try and to take our guns away yall pussy ass yankee carpet baggers. we gonna get ridd of that nigger muslim president cause he aint born in this fucking country. that commie muslim gonna get overthrown by the good ol country boys. yall are a real hoot. yall yankees gunna be sorry for yall fucking with us
Dave says:
Hey ---Proud Okie---Thank you so much for being the perfect example of what an ignorant, hillybilly, whitetrash redneck from Oklahoma sounds like and thinks. You really showed everyone on here what I have been getting at all along. Awesome! Oh-ya and you can look the word 'ignorant' up on the internet to find out what it means because I bet you have no idea.

For anyone who has never been to Oklahoma just imagine 'Mr. Proud Okie' in overalls and boots with a 400lb wife and 13 kids walking through Walmart buying beer, cigarettes and soda pop. He is just 1 of 1000's. Loser, do us all a favor and stick that shotgun down your pants blow it off and do us all a favor by not bringing anymore of your kind into this world.
bateman says:
Maybe you should come back and be with your people, or move to Colorado Springs and proselytize the Air Force Academy.
phil says:
Sadly, I live in oklahoma about half the year because I'm in the horse business.
If it weren't for this I wouldn have never known a place this shitty exists.
You would think a state with 10 percent sales tax, road tolls every couple miles
and a 100 casinos would have paved roads. You would think native americans would want
To take pride in their history rather then oppressing their own with a welfare system that permanently supports
These lazy, obese drunks. If you like to smoke 4 packs a day, drink a gallon of dr pepper a day, buy meth with foodstamps,
Not care about your appearance, eat biscuits, and be proud you have 6 teeth
Come to oklahoma. Ignorance is bliss
Bill Sullivan says:
I live in Colorado but am from Oklahoma. You could move up here and smoke your pot (legally) get a subaru with a "free tibet" sticker on it, buy a bicycle that cost more than you car and beg for money on pearl street in Boulder ! God Bless Oklahoma. Also, FAR more tatooed people here in CO but most of them have an equal ratio of face piercings ! God Bless Oklahoma.
bateman says:
This shirt speaks the truth. I spend a lot of time figuring a way to get the hell out of this God forsaken state, but I have family here and they need me. So here I am, surrounded by talibangelicals, ultra-right wing businesses, corrupt state and local government, local "newspaper" and good 'ol boy networks that have held this state back intellectually and culturally for generations, less than 20% of the adult population with a college degree, a place where actually having a college degree can hurt you professionally, racism everywhere, nepotism everywhere, professionalism nowhere. Here's my advice if you want to have a successful "professional career" in Oklahoma. Start buying guns, be crass and rude, start hating black people and liberals, always, ALWAYS vote against your own best interest, be ignorant of world affairs, watch Fox news and act really smug at all times. Don't forget to buy a shitload of camouflage hunting gear and an OU visor. Be drunk a lot, always have some skoal or copenhagen in your fat lip too. What else? Oh yeah, better grow a goatee and get some ridiculous tattoos while you're at it. Blah, blah, blah, I hate this place.
Justin Okie says:
Oklahoma is AWESOME with a BOOMING ECONOMY!!!
Billy Badass says:
Oh and to the hick below me claiming he'll shoot your Yankee ass, well I'm a Yankee too and the difference is Yankees don't need to carry guns because we're man enough to not require them as a means of hiding behind our coward status. Now, Okie boy, stop threatening gunshot wounds and start turning them on yourself. Yeeeee hawwwwwwwwww! LOLLLLLLLLLL
You just KNOW these two cowards just could not defend themselves in real life, hence the bold and the bravado they let loose here. snort
Billy Badass says:
Are you ever-loving kidding me Skippy? You really use your time in this manner then proclaim anyone else sucks? LOL
You are my brand new poster pimple for the world's biggest loser! I actually want to rip your head off so bad I think I might like you! LMFAO! But here again I don't have the 3.4 seconds it would require to end you, so eh.

I HATE referring to you as a loser because the losers will for sure get pissed if I put you in the same category, but alas all the best four letter words are taken I fear so, see ya LOSER.
proud okie says:
im gunna find the damn yankee shithead company who made this shit and fire a shotgun on their asses. fuckin yankees. we redneks know how to have fun and we work hard for our shit unlike yall. all u guys do is get welfare and have babies why should we pay you for that? oh and no we dont need no damn coon nigger as president he aint our president and never will be. all apes do is steal and fuck hoes and they should never be president. i dare yall okie hating yankees to come to oklahom and say this shit to our fucking face. well skin you alive bitches.

fuck you dave i bet i can kick your yankee ass any day
fuck you chris you fucking liberal pussy i bet you support fags fucking each other thats fucking wrong and nasty

the us will never take over oklahoma we got all the guns you try and take them away and well fuck you up so fuck off you damn pussy libs we will impeach that monkey named obama

- proud okie
Chris says:
Well it looks as if Beltazel's replacement has arrived. I see you two are already off to to a great start Dave. :P

Pete: I find it hilarious that you're threatening to beat up people who you don't even know over the internet. You do realize that it makes you look like a 13 year old gangster wanna be right? Well probably not, seeing as you're defending Oklahoma. That speaks volumes about your intelligence level.

Also, that comment about you meeting me in my mom's house is just fucked up. Are you implying that you're going to fuck my mom? Why the hell would you want to fuck a 75 year old lady? I mean shit, I knew the girls in Oklahoma were ugly, but I had no idea that they were so ugly that a 75 year old lady would be considered a diva.

Oh, and I'm calling BS on your claim that you're not from Oklahoma. Either you live there now or were born there and really want to move back. Why the hell else would you that we're bashing the shitty state of Oklahoma?

Dave: Tell me have you ever heard of the "famous" Miss Belvedere car from Oklahoma? Talk about a real joke hehe. Leave it to Oklahoma to fawn over a rusted car. If that car was unearthed anywhere else, it would have been taken to the crusher immediately. Of course if it were actually unearthed anywhere else, the people would not have made the box out of concrete. I guess the Oklahoma education system doesn't teach students that concrete is not water proof. Not particularly surprise seeing as they also teach Creationalism only.
asswipe says:
get a life. hope u get tracked down and shot.
Dave says:
Oh ya and be happy you dont live here. I wouldnt wish this place on my worst enemy and not even on a roid faggot like yourself.
Dave says:
Hey Pete...get off the roids man. All you want to do is threaten and talk about how tough you are. Take the needle our of your arm bro and read a book. Im here on this website to talk shit about the Armpit of America. Shut your roid raged ass up and find the "I love Oklahoma' website and threaten someone else. I know your type. You are an idoit, so you have to throw your weight around and act tough cause you are all muscle and no brains. Fuck you faggot! What a loser--starting a fight over a state in which you dont even live it.
nevada says:
It's true, Oklahoma fucking sucks. I hate it here...Can't wait to leave this goddamn dump. It's ugly here. It seems like everyone in Oklahoma smokes cigarettes...god-fearing morons.
Pete says:
awwwww, How sweet. Da wittle motherfucking weakling who's sitting behind his "safe" wittle computer typing away with his cum covered fingers of his who can't get up and do a shit about his anger issues is angry again.
How adorable! :D
roflcopter.

haha...wow.
I didn't even get past the first sentence in your retarded comment without laughing my ass off, roflmao.
First off, I don't even LIVE in Oklahoma. I don't even have an accent...
I'm not a redneck, dumbshit.
...and it looks like to me that you have ALOT of experience in rednecks, and know ALOT about being a redneck just judging the comment you made there, rofl.
It's soooo funny how you people fail. I know that the Bad Ol' Okies pissed you off and give you da shivers, awwwwww =3...but you don't need to tell everyone how much you fail miserably at life, and start a fucking hate group website or whatever the fuck this is...

Dude...we all know how you fail at life. It's not ANYONES fault...and I feell sorry for you there. :(
...mostly because you have an even bigger problem than the Oklahoma people do.
Dude...there's probably alot of poverty in Oklahoma, same with the "rednecks" there :P How the fuck is that there fault? Having a thrid world state just means that they have some problems that they need to fix up, you asshit, just like have some problems that you need to fix up. :)
...and yes, I could snap you're skinny ass like a fucking twig, bitch...
Dave says:
Well here is Pete. I bet you drive a truck with over sized tires. I bet your fat ugly bitch that you call a girlfriend (but the rest of us call a dog) sits in the middle seat next to you. I bet your a big guy but not muscular just fat and you like to wear your OU or OSU stuff around like you are something but you are not. You are a fat redneck and thats all you will ever be. You want to threaten Chris and I and say "I bet I can snap you in half, twiggies." More like sit on us--fat ass. Or actually even worse have your wife or girlfriend sit on us because I know she is most likely pushing 350 lbs. The truth is I wouldnt mess with you because you probably have a gun rack on the back windshield of your truck. You sit around shoot beer cans all day long and you and your whitetrash friend sit around and brag about who has the best chew can wash mark on the back of their jeans. You are a loser just like your whole family and you love Oklahoma because you would be laughed out of any other state. No one wants your okie speaking, hillybilly, whitetrash, redneck ugly ass anywhere else. You fit in in Oklahoma and you love it because everyones on your intelligence level and I guarantee you that level is very low.
So with that said, I guess I see you at my moms house. Bring lots of friends cause when Im done fucking you up Im going to go to your trailor and fuck up your kids, household pets and any other of your kind I see over there. Bitch!~
Pete says:
awww...ah goo goo goo =3
did da wittle Okies pwiss you off wagain? awwwwww. do you need a kiss...?
awwww...look at the little pussies...
Look at all you assholes, wasting your fucking life away...you can't do a shit about your life. Its soooo fucking funny! :)
Hey Chris and Dave, I bet I could snap you in half, twiggies. :)
You both fail at life. I'm bombing the failure "company" that sells these retarded shirts.
If you assholes want to meet up, I'm in your mom's house, I'll be waiting. :)

Who the fuck is a hillbilly? I'm not! Maybe you people are
Pete says:
Oklahoma just has its flaws just like everything in this cruel world does. If you hate Oklahoma, then you should just say that you hate the world.
I feel sorry for you, cuz you people have an even BIGGER problem then you even think Oklahoma does.
I feel sorry for you fucked up people.
Whats even MORE sad is that you assholes can't even see to the FACT, the FACT...that you fail miserably at life. Thats whats really sad.
So fucking what if you people went to Oklahoma for a couple of years.

YOU'RE ALIVE, AREN'T YOU!!!
Oklahoma didn't kill you! It didn't even HURT you! ITS JUST YOUR RETARDED SELF MAKING YOU THINK THIS WAY!
Dave says:
Hey Chris---Im worried that all the Oklahoma lovers will no longer be posting comments.
I mean the format on this page has changed and I dont believe that all these hillybilly whitetrash people are smart enough to figure out how to use it.
Maybe Dylan and Beltazel ran off to the trailor park together! I hope not because there would be another baby on the way that wouldnt amount to anything just like most of the people in Oklahoma.
Chris says:
@j

No J, that's not the solution. Since we Oklahoma haters had the "privilege" of living in the "great state", we post our anti-Oklahoma comments here in order to warn others who may be thinking about moving to this state. All we are doing is spreading awareness. Do you have a problem with that? You are free to post about how much you loath other states if you wish.

BTW, looks like I ran off Beltazel. Another Oklahoma defender finally discovered the truth about his state.

@Dylan

HAHA! Sounds like someone's butthurt. BAWWW!
Mike says:
I recently moved here and raising my Niece until she graduates from High School later this year. Then I'm outta here. I moved here when my SIL was killed in an auto accident because of the messed up Oklahoma roads. I had the privlilege to travel the world and lived in 4 other States with my employment at a major airline. I've seen better road conditions in Mimbai, Manila and Santa Catarina Palopo ( try to figure where these cities r u douchebag Oklahomans). Where the hell does this State spend it's money anyway? Oh, I wouldn't dare take my Niece out of Oklahoma. I couldn't subject the other states of her Oklahoma stupidity.
Dave says:
Oh Great! Another hillbilly, whitetrash, inbred, redneck lover is upset about us posting the truth about this hell hole state. Hey Dylan, go back to the trailor park and keep those marriage plans you have with your sister. Oh ya and shave that beard of your mother because everytime I see her at Walmart it makes me want to puke.
Dylan says:
t(^,^t) all the people that posted shit about OK if fucked up and stupid. Go out GET A LIFE or atleast try and save yours. This site should be deleted. shouldnt have even been made. FUCK ALL YOU GOD DAM SLEEZY ASS MESSED UP WEED INFESTED ASS WHIPES ON THE GOD DAM MOTHER FUCKING PAGE! Respect all states or fucking shoot your self!! Fucking ass holes!
j says:
the solution here is simple. if you live in oklahoma and don't like it...move. if you live somewhere else and don't like oklahoma...go find a hobby.

did i miss anything here?
Chris says:
@Betzalel

Actually my father has his house in Oklahoma City. As far as I know, Oklahoma City is considered part of the metro area and not part of the "st bumblescum ghetto ass red neck ville" area that you describe.

Also, where are you getting these facts from? For example, I saw an earlier post where you claimed that Texas has the highest Nazi population. I can't find any statistic that supports your claim. There are many other claims that you are made which I can't seem to verify either. It seems to me that you are making up these so called facts...
Chris says:
@Betzalel

I don't know how I can make it any more clearer: EVERY SINGLE COUNTY IN OKLAHOMA VOTED FOR MCCAIN IN 2008! (This is the exact same situation that occurred in 2004! So in four years, Oklahoma did not change ANY politically. That makes it the only state to do so...) The metro area as well as the rural parts all overwhelmingly voted Republican...
Don't believe me, then see for yourself: http://www.danzfamily.com/archives/blogphotos/08/060-2008-oklahoma-election-results.png . Even W's home state of Texas was more progressive than Oklahoma: http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/06/texas_red_and_blue.jpg



I'm sorry kid, but Oklahoma is not going to go liberal anytime soon. Why don't you move to one of the purple states such as North Carolina, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Arizona, or Indiana? Those states at least have a chance of becoming blue states in the near future.

@J

What part of my story do you not believe?
j says:
wow, angry much? sounds like someone got their ass kicked one too many times by some oklahomans.
Dave says:
FUCK OKLAHOMA. WHAT A SHIT HOLE! FULL OF FAT, UGLY, INBRED, WHITETRASH HILLYBILLIES. IT REALLY IS THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA. OH YA, THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THEN OU & OSU SO GET OFF THEIR FUCKING NUTS. ALL I SEE IS OU THIS AND OSU THAT. FUCK ALL OF YOU SUCKING THE COCK OF OU & OSU. FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WEAR OR PUT ON YOUR REDNECK TRUCK.
Betzalel says:
Yeah i think i know where your dad lives,in st bumblescum ghetto ass red neck ville.The metro really isnt that bad.
j says:
gonna have to call bs on your little story there, chris. i don't think you've ever even been to oklahoma.
Chris says:
Haha everything about this shirt is true. Oklahoma is without a doubt the worst state in the United States. I plan on ordering dozens.

My little story:

Unfortunately, back in 2007, I made the most horrible choice in my life by deciding to move from North Carolina to my father's house in Oklahoma. I thought North Carolina was the most conservative and boring state in the entire U.S., but boy could I not have been more wrong. After living in Oklahoma for a mere three weeks I left that shithole forever and I'm NEVER coming back again. If you are non-white, non-christian, pro-choice, or liberal then you are seen as evil in the eyes of Oklahomans. I actually received multiple death threats and was branded a devil worshipper and a baby killer by some Okies for being a liberal and an agnostic. This place is beyond backwards...

@Betzalel

Haha yeah right, you are the most delusional person I've met. If the Republican party dropped a nuke on Oklahoma it would still vote Republican in the next election. There is no chance in hell that Obama will lose Oklahoma by single digits let alone win this state. Oklahoma was the ONLY state in the entire nation to have all of its counties vote for McCain and 68.7% of voters voted for him. That is the highest percentage of any state. This is an exact replica of the results in 2004, meaning that Oklahoma was the only state to not shift slightly to the left! Every single other state did, but not the "oh so liberal" state of Oklahoma. In addition, back in March, Oklahoma was the only state in nation that preferred to have Rush Limbaugh as President rather than Obama. I also hasten to add that Oklahoma is home to political gems such as Jim Inholfe, who has campaigned sucessfully since 1994 on the issues of "god, guns, and gays;" Sally Kerns, who claimed back in 2008 that homosexuality is the biggest threat to America; Rex Duncan and twelve other Oklahoma politicians, who refused to accept a complimentary copy of the Koran from the Governer's ethic council due to the fact that Islam supports the "killing of innocents"; and Tom Cole who stated back in 2004 that if Bush is not reelected then Osama Bin Laden wins and that global warming is a hoax unless it can be proven upon biblical arguments.

Do you get the picture kid? Oklahoma is the furthest thing from liberal there is. I have no idea why your wasting time defending this shit hole of a state. You'd be much better off moving to a purple state such as Florida, Indiana, Georgia, North Carolina, Missouri, Montana, South Carolina, or Arizona. Hell George W. Bush is from Texas yet they're becoming more liberal than Oklahoma. That speaks volumes about the political situation in Oklahoma. Hey kid, take a look at this page just to see how hopeless your cause truly is: http://oudaily.com/news/2008/nov/25/column-oklahoma-heartbreak/ . Good luck on reforming the "tolerant" people of Oklahoma!

FUCK OKLAHOMA!
eddie says:
"you couldnt beat a fly nigga"
"you a punk"

lmao who here would like to take a guess at which demographic alicia belings to?
Trevyn says:
I've lived here for the last 8 months and boy let me tell you....Everything the author of this page has said is true. I'm doing everything I can to leave this retarded infested state.
ALICIA says:
hahahaha yall are so dumb!
Justin Okie fuck you. im just as human as anyone.
we're all equal. douches like you are in every state.
theres just more in oklahomo. haaa.
and betzalala, whatever the hell your name is since you want to spell mine all crazy.. real cool by the way.. how about you get a life.
punk as 12 yr old.
you couldnt beat a fly nigga.
come to texas and talk your mad trash.
you a punk. get some balls
Betzalel says:
I mean 13 y/o,i am not a girl,my dad doesnt touch me, and i am not in tulsa, i am in a better town than you will ever want to live in,it is called norman and it is a beautiful college town.and is very liberal.
Dave says:
Being cussed out my a little 12 year old bitch from Isael that now lives in Oklahoma is pretty entertaining. Its sad but I believe this little cunt is to big for her britches. Listen here Betzalel--its not my fault that you are the biggest slut in your 6th grade class. Its not my fault that you moved from Israel to Tulsa---wow, great choice your parents made on that one---they could have went anywhere in the world and they chose Oklahoma? Wow, now I see where you get your stupidity from.
You are a stupid, confused, angry little girl---did daddy touch you? You know you can call CPS (Child Protective Services) and they will stop him---unless you like it that is and judging from your personality you probably do enjoy it.
And you know what you are right ---I dont have to live here. I can actually leave anytime--but you---haha--you are stuck here. And since you are only 12 you have plenty of time to turn into the fat, ugly, cigarette smoking, zit faced, piece of trailor trash, promiscuous, loser that you are destined to be.
Merry Christmas.
Betzalel says:
Ha,ha,ha well i will tell you somethig,i am a immagrant, from Israel,i am a 12 y/o and i could probally kick your ass physically,fiscally,and academcally,my mom is a social worker and my dad makes way more cash than you probally would ever want to make.Trailer?!?You mean your house.You dont have to live in oklahoma now do you,we do not want to be supporting your sorry ass exucse for a human anyway.What makes you think just because i am from israel or oklahoma that i am genetically or mentally inferior to you because i am not,nor am i dumber than you.What does coming from a certain state have to do with my genetical inferiority to you.Is it so hard to keep your opinions that oklahoma is the fattest state when it is probally louisiana, or even montana.Why dont you just move out?Work?We shouldnt have to provide work for you.If you want work go to NYC or maybe mobile.That would just be sooo much skinnier than oklahoma wouldn't it?I got rid of the screaming monkey noelle and i can get rid of you.You want war you stupid piece of liquified human-Donkey hybrid Shit.You stupid skanky jack ass,i hope you have a heartattack.
Dave says:
Hey Betzalel, one last thing.....why are you giving me all these facts about Texas? I have never mentioned Texas, in fact, Texas sucks as well. All the states in this area suck but Oklahoma wins the grand prize.
Dave says:
Hey Betzalel, dont get all butt hurt cause I insulted all your family and friends. What I have found is that people like you that are in love with Oklahoma are just inbred, stupid, ugly and whitetrash. You dont want to leave Oklahoma because you know that no where else in the USA would welcome you. I bet you and all your family never completed high school. I bet your grandmother has a thicker beard then your father and I bet your dad weighs less then your mother. I bet all of you smoke, watch tv in your trailor and watch Jerry Springer wishing and praying that someday you will be on there.
You probably have 16 dogs and you proabably drive the old Ford Taurus with no hubcaps and air conditioning.
You are ugly as sin but think you are the hottest person in the trailor park. You go on dates to Walmart and you have so many zits that you could keep Proactive in business for the next 70 years.
You and your family are a waste of skin and air space. You should do everyone a favor and drown yourself in Grand Lake. I pick Grand Lake cause its dirty just like you!
You decided to single me out so now its on. Go cry in your box of doughnuts or over your chicken fried steak.
Dave says:
Olympics in Tulsa, Oklahoma!!! Ya right, like all those healthy, in shape athletes are going to want to come here to see all the fat, inbred, hillybilly, whitetrash people and eat at the 'all you can eat' buffets. Even the olympics wont make people want to come to this shit hole place. I feel sorry for the athletes if they do have it here.
Betzalel says:
Yeah and you know if you go to texass you wont see fat people at a mc donalds which is probally the only place you can afford to eat at since you probally work as a janitor for the "great job", Okay you know that you cannot complain about oklahoma,we are actually not that fat,as 36% of our people are fat as opposed to the national average of 33.33% of the people in the whole U.S
In ohio that rate is like 45% of the people are overweight and it just gets larger into texas.Just because oklahoma is a little above average means we can pick on them right? And if the predictions are right next election oklahoma should vote democrat.The reganomics people are fading whilst the democrats are on the rise.And before i forget Dave you are probally fatter than most of the people.
Dave says:
All I know is that when Im traveling and someone ask for my ID, I get so embarrassed when I have to give my OK drivers license. Im here for work and this place really is the armpit of America. OMG, I have never seen such bad roads, fat people, stupid people. ugly people, dirty people, hillybilly inbred people, redneck people, etc...
And dont get me started on Walmart, I will not shop for food there because of the people I see with their sweatpants on that they havent washed in 8 years and their FUPA's hanging over the them.
Fuck Oklahoma. Too bad a sinkhole doesnt swallow the state and most everyone in it.
Betzalel says:
Oklahoma is not a bad state.It is only bad out of the metro which contains only like 1/3 of us.
Dave says:
What we need to do is take every hillybilly, whitetrash, inbred, and redneck, put them in all the walmarts across the state, lock the doors and set them on fire.
God must have been very angry when he created Oklahoma and the people that live there.
richard says:
wow from whats said here im going to hate it ...but im going to get a free trade and am not going to be there that long till im back in texas welding...so i think ill deal with the bipolar weather and all the hics..not so bad if your getting something out of it
Betzalel says:
Alicha, betzalel is a hebrew name, i am NOT from oklahoma, i am from israel,and yet i am way better than you
Justin Okie says:
Alicia this is coming from a Texan the lowest form of humans on the planet.
ALICIA says:
betzale, if thats your name.. its ugly. haha. anyways.. your a stupid cunt. I LOVE TEXAS AND THANK GOD I WAS BORN AND RAISED HERE. i'd hate to be born an okie. that would be just plain gross. yuckk! i can tell your from OK by the way you talk haha. your people need to stay in your nasty state. yall belong together.
ALICIA says:
OKLAHOMA SUCKS! to everyone posting stuff saying Texas sucks. ya'll suck!! texas murdered ya'll in football. your mascot is sooooo stupid. a sooner? really?! lame! so very lame! your colors are ugly!! your roads people and weather is ugly! just one nasty state! yall are a bunch of fake cowboys! bahahaaa.. love when yall get mad about this. hilarious!
MKA says:
If you hate Oklahoma then leave, no one asked you to come here anyway, If you are still living with your mom and dad then grow up and leave. Nobody here gives a shit about your sorry asses, Texas is alright, but just try to live in the Dallas area for a while and tell me the difference in the cost of living. So, I invite you to leave and don't come now you here
Betzalel says:
Well Watev,Oklahoma is a good place to live with its economy,it is one of the best economies in the country
joel m parker says:
CEO's are not a good measuring tool. A chief Executive Officer of a major corporation, based on logical reasoning after observing the past, does not reflect on the surrounding population or conceivably any economic variant when you simply remember the means and likely values/virtue of these people. If you lived near a capitol criminal you wouldn't call up distant friends to promote your area. Get f*cking real both of you. The choice is texas + a bad environment or oklahoma + the stupidest people you'll ever meet
joel m parker says:
This comment is concerning a variable price of living and therefor payment level. That is incorrect because simply observing a fixed price has no bearing on World Market Values. If you are paid less, that's less in Texas, New York, LA. It's also less in Canada or Mexico. Even though Mexico's peso is valued lower and they exist under different fixed prices, the value of more USD anywhere will also mean more value in a lower economy. It's backwater logic, and it should be taught in the schools there.
Ronnie says:
Oklahoma is the asshole of America.
Betzalel says:
Wow,I shut her up!!! It is a miracle!!!LOL
Justin Okie says:
Wow Dave... =-) Oklahoma fairs way better than Texas... Matter of fact so does New Mexico...
Betzalel says:
BTW,Bricktown is nothing like the river walk,nothing.1.Canal layout is different,2.Building layout is different,3.Buildings are different,4.Isnt all by the cannal.
So what you said makes no sense
Betzalel says:
You know what it is about noelle that makes me think she is a nazi,SHE HATES JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVE says:
You know why the wind always blow in Amarillo, Texas? BECAUSE NEW MEXICO SUCKS AND OKLAHOMA BLOWS.
Oklahoma is the armpit of America----period? Fuck all the hillybilly, whitetrash, redneck, inbred okies. Death to them all.
trish says:
There is no justice in this state
Betzalel says:
Yes shea aint replieng becacuse i heate hear reght un tergit.(i am speak retardinesse)
Betzalel says:
Please Noelle,Your Pollitical views reflect that of a Republican,a Ultra Conservitave,Hate jews,Hate Mexicans,Hate Canadians,Hate anyone who isnt an Evengelecal Christian who is Republican That is from Texas.Shows how ignorant Texans are.I wish i was like you Noelle,Then i would know how it feels to be ignorant.Truely.Besides,If anything you are worse than a Republican,You are a NAZI.You know texas has more Nazis than any other state,And oklahoma isnt second or third or fourth or fifth or sixth or seventh r eight or nineth or tenth or eleventh or anything even up to 40th,no it has the 45th most Nazis
Commentator says:
Please stand by for another "UR STUPID" post from Noelle....
Justin Okie says:
Noelle I didn't pull any of the FACTS about Texas out of my butt, they are all up to date current FACTS... Maybe a little research would help you argue your case... Also the things you pointed out about Oklahoma I have never denied... I am quick to admit my state has it's share of problems, sadly your not able to admit that Texas has more than its fair share of problems... Also before you type misleading facts Oklahoma does have more registered Democrats than Republicans. The Democrats vote mainly Republican though. Also WOW is the only word that comes to mind when you say Oklahoma is THE ONLY red state... Your too funny Noelle. You truly show the true colors of Texas. Once again i'm not from Oklahoma, I was born in southern California, Orange County to be exact. I don't reside in Oklahoma now either I live in Gila County Arizona. Also for Oklahomans being so stupid their economy is much better than Texas' right now. So all the CEO's there doesn't amount to much. Look it up if you don't think it's a fact. I've said it before Texas is number one in the nation for its citizens twenty-five and older not having high school diplomas, I am making an educated guess that your one of the many??? I should have been more clear in my earlier post I was referring to home owners insurance. As always have a lovely day.
Shane says:
How could you leave out Alaska,Idaho,Wyoming,Colorado,The dakotas?
Betzalel says:
WELL,there is something called a RIGHT WING DEMOCRAT,They usually vote republican because there are more left wing than right wing and that is usually why right wing DEMOCRATS vote republican,because Republicans are usually right wing.Well after describing that to you i would have to tell you that you are soo childish with your racsism.+What do you call ARIZONA,TEXAS,ARKANSAS,NC AND SC,MONTANA,LOUISIANA,MISSISSIPI,ALABAMA,GEORGIA,
FLORIDA,VIRGINIA,WEST VIRGINIA,KENTUCKY,TENNESSE,MISSOURI,KANSAS,UTAH?THEY ARENT RED!!!!lmao!!!You are sooo dumb.
Noelle says:
If most are democrates, why is OK the only red state? LMAO
Noelle says:
You all are so totally stupid. You can't read. You can't spell. Cost of living low in Okie-Dokie Land? You'd better check your insurance rates. Ask teachers how much they're getting paid?

Try pulling more stuff out of your butts.
eddie stilson says:
"I'm LMAO at your spelling."

because racism and racial hatred is far more acceptable than spelling mistakes....am i right?
Betzalel says:
If you knew anything about economics,you would know that most people get paid the median or average of a states cost of living,so you saying that people get paid so little is technically wrong because the price of living here is soo low.AND technically Most people are democrats in oklahoma,if you don't belive it F OFF.TEXAS is the ONLY state in the usa that has mostly republicans.+,this speaks for itself,BUSH IS FROM THERE!!!
Noelle says:
Justin, people in TX make more money than in OK, which is lowest in the nation on pay. Liability is more in OK than in TX. Check the facts again before pulling stuff out of your butt. Why do you think people leave OK and go to other states? Why do you think there is a brain drain in OK?

Betzel, I'm leaving you alone now because your posts are showing an underlying anger-control problem.
Noelle says:
Just be happy that you do have immigrants in OK. They are the ones spending money in your markets. It's not the Anglo population.

Do the research if you're even capable of doing research, which I doubt.
Noelle says:
First of all, I NEVER said OK had more immigrants than TX. Learn to read okay. How could that be when the population of the DFW area is more than the entire state of OK. However, there are about 280,000 Spanish speakers in OK. Check your facts.

Second, your opinion of women by using the word "slut" exemplifies your sexist mentality.

Third, Oklahoma is a red state....gooogle it so you will understand.

Fourth, you are just a sad illiterate, and I pity your state if you are their future.

Fifth, HIT THE BOOKS! You need it.

Six, I won't waste my time anymore on drooling idiots.
betzalel says:
Yeah you just keep telling yourself you are intellegent.
By the way,I AM UNDER 18!!!I could not stress how stupid it is that you can just say i'm dumb especially when you,NOELLE,FROM THE GLORIUS CRYSTAL OF TEXAS SAYS THAT OKC HAS MORE IMMAGRANTS THAN TEXAS.that is just so idiotic.O well you cant read either,it said it was mostly democrats,no matter how conservative we are,No Sex Virgin slut wannabe(OR NOELLE FOR SHORT)In fact if you read the okie democrats one,it said that they were actually centrist.So before you spout out Bull Shit,RESEARCH!!!(IS EVERYONE FROM TEXAS MORONS)
Noelle says:
You two are just too STUPID. Add "cannot read" to your list too....ROFL
Betzalel says:
Our immigration rates are higher?!?Okay that is just illogical,Oklahoma doesnt border mexico,Texas does.So what you said about our immigration rate is screwed up.Have you heard Most Okies are DEMOCRATS!!!But most texans are Backwards RETARDICANS(OR REPUBLICANS,BOTH ARE RIGHT.)You need proof?? GO HERE http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_Democratic_Party
or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma

OH and i found a picture of you

http://geekswithblogs.net/images/geekswithblogs_net/leesblog/WindowsLiveWriter/ConversationStarterAgile_13063/ugly_girl_2.jpg

SRY!!!!!LMAO
Justin Okie says:
Wait Noelle before you start frantically typing misleading facts about your northern neighbor maybe you ought to know... Texas still has the highest insurance rates in the nation, electricity deregulation has failed prompting lawmakers to stop deregulation in some areas of the state. College tuition has doubled again prompting lawmakers to freeze rates in a emergency move. Texas still ranks #1 in children without health insurance, #1 in air pollution, #1 in teen pregnancy, #1 in population without health insurance, and it just gets worse... It's ranked 47th for SAT test and here's a hint Oklahoma isn't 48th, 49th, or 50th. It almost tops the list for Income Inequality between the rich and the poor soaring at number 2. How many states are there? 50 you say? Reason being 50th is what Texas comes in at for percentage of population over 25 with a High School Diploma. It ranks 49th for women's voter turnout, they must be blogging huh Noelle? Add to this list that Texas has the highest rates for home insurance, 25% higher than 2nd place Louisiana. And last but not least it's 2nd in amount of births yet is 49th for getting immunizations. So Noelle I pray for the day where you look in your rear view mirror and see the Welcome to Texas sign and look forward and see Welcome to Oklahoma. So the next time you make absurd assumptions and say how Oklahoma is so uneducated and full of redneck hillbillies look South of Oklahoma or East, Arkansas isn't much better than Texas... I rest my case, TEMPORARILY! =-) So have a lovely day Noelle...
Justin Okie says:
Guess who's back... Noelle you are insulting the state of Oklahoma and trying to defend the state of Texas? Wow, that just shows how mentally ill you truly are. What is so great about Texas? Also why do you keep moving so much? One day your in Oklahoma the next day it's Texas? Oh, let me take a guess your career has you crossing back and forth across the Red River. You change your location in every other post. George Dubya Bush shows the true colors of Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, what their ego's? Haven't you heard only steers and queers come from Texas? LoL I know you aren't talking about Oklahoma's illegal immigration especially coming from someone who resides south of the Red River. Sorry, I had to come back and post again. Still bashing Oklahoma... I can't believe it, while with your career and all it must be alot to juggle Noelle. Blogging isn't a career either. As long as your saying your from Texas and that Oklahoma sucks i'll just laugh and rest my case. Look who won the battle for the Red River... Miss i'll check back in for a rambling post. P.S. What makes Texas so high and mighty?
Noelle says:
Sure Betzel brain.

If Texas is so backward why is it that so many multinational corporations are here instead of Oklahoma???

CEO's refused to live in Oklahoma because of it's backward mentality that's why. And because they were afraid that their children would get the education that you have where they can't spell simple words.....LMAO
Noelle says:
Excuse my typos. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't type. That's you're, and I don't think you finished 2nd grade.

As far as the facts that you pulled out of your butt, you had better look at OK's crime rate and illegal immigrant status dummie. LOL
Noelle says:
Betzalel , I'm LMAO at your spelling. Your obviously an inbred with a basic education. Nope, with your spelling and grammar, I don't even finish 2nd grade.

Betazalel, I no longer need to make a comment on here any more. You speak so clearly for the mentality in Okie-Dokie Land.

I just say it, but you prove it.....LMAO
Betzalel says:
Ok maybe she is a huge bitch,or maybe she is retarded,
Texas isnt the crystal Utopia you say it is.Have you ever heard that Houstin has a large polution rate.Austin,San Antonio,And Dallas has a large Crime rate.El Paso has a large illegal imigration rate.
Noelle says:
I see you pathetic little idiots are still posting erroneous info using my name. Like I really care. It just shows how stupid and immature you are. You actually make this forum your life. How sad!

Yeah, Betzale, I'm outsmarted by dumbasses like you who mispell every other word. You are disgrace to humanity.

I just pop in periodically to see the who is the dumbest of them all. Since I have a career not a job, unlike you. I don't have much time for stupidity.
Betzalel says:
Did your mommy have to type that for you???Or are you a big boy.Have you just now stopped wearing Diapers.
Betzalel says:
Ha another redneck to outsmart!!!HA GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!IT just cracks me up that Nick,the redneck from the boondocks has room to talk seeing as he has no IQ.He probally doesnt know what Celcius or Kelvin is.Oklahoma doesnt suck compared to Nebraska,Kansas, or Texas.
nick says:
adolph HITLER.fucking dumbass
Betzalel says:
The reason she wont speak is because she knows she will be embarresed!!!She just also wants to incorperate her rascism into it.Btw texas is nothing but Bible thumping retards.Noelle has been outsmarted.
Betzalel says:
What no defence from the rascist piece of shit!!!
ויליאם(Betzalel says:
(HA HA TAKE THIS INSULT)לך תזדיין
Betzalel says:
And have no job.
Betzalel says:
Tulsa hater,you are just looking at that bitch.Why does everyone abuse Oklahoma when there are faults about Texas,Arkansas, And New York.And plus if anyone is dumb it is the people whos life revolves around the computer.I actually have a life,I have friends,i go to school,And i do chores!!!What noelle does is check her email,go to this website,Spout out bullshit to everyone,and then she sleeps and starts the cycle over again.Noelle you lazy bitch,Stop mooching off of the state of Texas,Because most people dont live in Projects and h
Tulsa Hater says:
I have this friend I had since High School and his sister is around our age. I use to think she was cool and I help her a lot though out the years. Well a year ago she get this so called boyfriend and just drop me off the face of the earth. I use to think she was kind of hot and then I saw her picture on myspace and now she look all white trash. I guess that what happen when you date a trashy, pot head, red neck boy and not a real man like myself.

Here a picture of her.
http://www.myspace.com/pennick88

Funny I don't know why I help all these women that comes to me and get nothing in return??? Not even a fucking thank you. All I do is give and only want in return is to be treated equal as they do with the other guys. But no at the end they are just ungrateful, self center, cold hearted, shallow, fake christian people.

People want to know why I don't belived in god anymore. That okay because I'm a good person and will NEVER become a okie.
Noelle says:
Adolph hitlar i am!!!I love killing jews,i like stabing and twisting!!!LOL
Shane says:
Waste your tme talking to him???I think you have been wasting your time for a fricken year.I think that you ae the worlds biggest ass.
Betzalel says:
Here The monkey goes again with her racism.Gawd is everyone from Texas a complete total moron?I'd say that George Bush And his father Being from there speaks for its self.I know you are jealous of Oklahoma so you just start bashing it.That state prides itself on backwards politics and the birth place of corruption and the worst president in the world.Even worse than Libya Texas is.Now I am going to use Noelle's Racism as an Example of all Texans.They think that there should be a sponsored religion.And she probably thinks that gay marriage is wrong like the rest of the backwards state.
The ONLY Noelle says:
There you a$$clowns go posting under my name again. You are all so desperate and jealous of me that you're trying to be like me. It's good to see that you all finally acknowlege that I am better than you. LOL and you are obviously a complete moron it's Adolf not "Adolph". Any idiot with half a brain in their head can tell who the real Noelle is...oh wait, you're all oklahomans so you have no brains AT ALL...ROFLMAO. I'm so glad I left that place long ago.

Betzalel, I don't waste my time talking to your kind and I'm not about to start now.
noelle says:
Hi i am adolph hitlar,i have a stubby mustache and love making fun of jews and mexicans and often Kill them.LOL
Betzalel says:
Besides the climate in texas is probally the worst ever,you ave hurricanes,tornados,thunderstorms,Sandstorms,And you say our climate is bad.Texas has a higher rate of people being held back and MIDDLE OR JUNIOR HIGH Drop outs.Oh and failure is at a higher rate in texas as far as economy goes so tough luck.
Betzalel says:
Noelle you racisct redneck prostitute,someone should tell you that Texas isn't the crown jewl of the USA,+The roads are worse in Texas.
Noelle says:
Joshie, your statement, "i can keep you going for months and you'll keep ranting mindlessly like an angry little monkey."

I'm sure you can go for months considering you obviously have no life or career. Looks the ranter is you Joshie. You don't have anything to say other than your PERSONAL opinion. I state the FACTS about Oklahoma. Now give some FACTS for a rebuttal.

Adios Tonto
joshuatree says:
ok, see ya later. have a nice day :)
noelle says:
please.....GET.A.LIFE......BYE-BYE....NUT CASE
joshuatree says:
so i can't take it huh? and who's the one that gets whipped up into a rabid frothing rage when she gets put in her place or when someone else makes a point? yep, you guessed it. and your condescending attitude just shows that you're trying a little too hard to put up a fight.

and whoever said that i lived in oklahoma. are you making blind assumptions again? i've never said one way or another my opinions on oklahoma or where i'm from. that's all on you. and is calling me a stalker your only recourse after proving yourself (and being proven) a liar?

don't have anymore time to waste on me huh? then stop responding to my posts. but like i said before and just as you have yet to prove me wrong, it's simply beyond your scope to not respond. i can keep you going for months and you'll keep ranting mindlessly like an angry little monkey.

i like you. you make me laugh.
Noelle says:
Kind of like you, and you're lame attempts to divert the focus on where I live rather than what this forum is really about.

You know what I can't stand Joshie? People like you who can dish it out but can't take it! Please do me and everyone else a big favor: STAY IN OKLAHOMA. It's where self-righteous, narrow-minded people who think they know it all, but really know nothing, belong.

Good luck fighting with yourself. I have no more time to waste on a dumba$$ stalker!

Oklahoma sucks, and you know it. THAT'S HOW YOU FOUND THIS FORUM. You didn't find it googling Oklahoma is wonderful, now did you?
joshuatree says:
making attempts, faulty attempts at that, to point out grammatical errors is a telltale sign of someone who has already lost the argument and has nothing creative to further add to the conversation. your desperation shows.
Noelle says:
Why don't you face it Josh. You'll never win because you CAN'T WRITE IN ENGLISH!!! ROFLMAO
Noelle says:
I just enjoy pointing out the holes in your English. It's "I could NOT care less", not " i could really care less where you live."

The bottom line Josh is that OKLAHOMA SUCKS. This has nothing to do with where I live etc. GEEZ! Get a life.
joshuatree says:
yeah, nice try noelle. get caught in a lie then try to fall back on the whole "oh yeah i was lying on purpose" excuse. you're not fooling anyone.

honestly, i could really care less where you live. i just enjoy pointing out the holes in your stories that you seem to overlook every single time.

so, between your constant contradictions, blatant lies and a home residence that seems to change every other day, i think it's pretty safe to say that everything you post is a complete crock of bs. so why would this phone number you post be any different?

just give up. you're never going to win.
Noelle says:
Josh, why are you so obsessed with knowing where I am??? Here's my number call me, but I'm sure you're too chicken sh!t.

916-384-0237
Noelle says:
Yeah, I live in Nichols Hills, and it's really ghetto here.....hahahah....I love to get you all confused Josh!!!
Matt says:
Mobilehoma is a trailer trash ridden place that needs to be blown up. Biggest piece of crap state ever, and the people are garbage(99% of em' anyways)
Joshuatree says:
ok, are we done with this weeks spanish lesson yet? cause i thought that subject was already covered with your little anti-mexican tirade in an earlier post.

"My friend had the misfortune of moving here from Colorado."

so, tell me. where exactly is "here"? by "here" do you mean oklahoma? cause you said you didn't live in oklahoma anymore. now you're saying you do. so which is it?

busted again.
noelle says:
I doubt seriously if that phrase was taught in your Spanish class, but then again, it's Oklahoma. My friend had the misfortune of moving here from Colorado. She moved back to Colorado because her children were learning things they learned two years ago in schools up there.
Noelle says:
Still wrong Joshua.
Joshuatree says:
actually you're right, noelle. i messed that one up. it isn't "besame culo" it's "besa mi culo". besame culo would mean "kiss me, ass". it's been a few years since spanish class, but i digress...

uh oh justin. she called you a hick. i didn't think she would ever be able to top calling me stupid but somehow she did. break out the aloe vera cause we just got burned.
noelle says:
hmmm...no it's not Joshua, and Justin, you're a hick,
joshuatree says:
actually noelle, it's just "besame culo". but you were close. good job.
Justin Okie says:
For being the dumbest state in the union here are some fun FACTS.... .Bob Dunn a musician from Beggs invented the first electric guitar 1935. WKY Radio was the first radio station transmitting from west of the Mississippi River. .The world's first installed parking meter was in Oklahoma City, on July 16, 1935. Carl C. Magee, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, is generally credited with originating the parking meter. He filed for a patent for a "coin controlled parking meter" on May 13, 1935. 30.State Motto: Labor Omnia Vincit {Labor Conquers All Things} (I'm going to make an educated guess that this is the reason we still have one of the best economies EVEN IN A RECESSION). Clinton Riggs designed the YIELD sign. It was first used on a trial basis in Tulsa. Oklahoma has the largest Native American population of any state in the U.S. Many of the 250,000 American Indians living in Oklahoma are descended from the 67 tribes who inhabited the Indian Territory. Oklahoma is tribal headquarters for 39 tribes.
Justin Okie says:
Noelle WOW!!! That's all this UNEDUCATED OKIE can say.,. Truly you show your true colors every time you make a new post... As far as livin all over the United States you won't even tell anyone what general area you reside in. Wait you think us dumb okies are goin to look you up??? Get a life, like I said before if you really hate Oklahoma as much as you claim how come you just can't keep our states name out of your mouth??? You love us and you know it. So once again from someone who was born in So. Cal and has went to almost every state, but still when people ask where i'm from I TELL THEM I'M AN OKIE AND PROUD OF IT!!! OKAHOMA WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAINS!!!
Noelle says:
How about this tonto: bésame el culo
joshuatree says:
cmon, you can come up with something better than that. it's like you weren't even trying that time. i thought you would at least come back with another biased oklahoma statistic. instead all you can muster up is "you're stupid". what a shame. didn't think you would give up this easily. i expected better from you.
Noelle says:
You're stupid...LOL. I do only a cursory reading of your posts, and you're actually doing the cut and paste on mine. LMAO
joshuatree says:
thank you for your response noelle, and thank you for proving me right. i told you you'd come back and post, and i knew you wouldn't let me down. :)

so...you moved to oklahoma and then moved away at some undisclosed point in time? is that the story you're going with now? i think you're having a hard time getting your stories straight. because if you don't live in oklahoma...heh, well then you're even more pathetic for eating, sleeping and breathing the damn state.

"The ones in OK who are educated agree with me."

but according to you, there are no educated people in OK. they're all just a bunch of "buck toothed, meth addicted, bible thumping RETARDS" and "white trailer trash". again, another contradiction.

stalker huh? you're just upset cause you got caught in a lie. you know it's kinda hard to take you seriously when you can't even keep your story straight. get mad all you want, it's because i'm right and you know it.

and apparently you do give a "rats a$$" because you're always so quick to come back and make feeble attempts to defend yourself. and you can't even get it all out in one post. you keep having to come back every few minutes to post some hypocritical two sentence insult. god, it must suck being you LMAO.

so, how does it feel having your credibility shot to ruin everytime you open your mouth?

you're too easy. i can ride your mind with no handlebars. :)
Noelle says:
Come on, come on, Joshuatree, come back with another inane comment based on absoultley nothing but your personal opinion.
Noelle says:
Got some bad new for ya honey. The ones in OK who are educated agree with me. in fact, they're the ones that provided even more negative info. Seems like the only ones who don't agree are the ignorant and uneducated.
Noelle says:
Speaking of insecurities: looks like you are rambling as usual, but you keep coming back to post more ramblings.

I can't BELIEVE that you would actually dig all the way back to one my old posts. You must be a freakin' STALKER.

Furthermore, you're an idiot.
Noelle says:
That is rather, where they are NOT plugging their bilble thumping music and ideas.

My advice is to get a life and get out that wasteland.
Noelle says:
hahahah.....dumba$$. I moved out of that hell hole. Like I'm really going to tell you, a complete moron, what my travel plans are.....LMAO. Now go sulk and whine and cry, like all of you there do. Now, I'm somewhere where 80% of the radio stations are plugging there bible thumping ideas....what a land of hypocritical christian rednecks
joshuatree says:
"My, my, temper, temper. Well I guess if I had to live in OK, I would be bitter too."

ahh, but i thought you did live in oklahoma. at least that's what you said in an earlier post....

"I moved here from the Dallas area a couple of years ago. Oklahoma is DISGUSTING."

perhaps you'd like to contradict yourself some more. or was that the OTHER noelle that posted that?

it does sound like somebody is bitter, alright. but i don't think it's betzalel. psychologists would call this "projecting".

"I don't have time for dealing with little pea brains."

and yet you keep posting. who are you kidding? you're gonna keep coming back and you're gonna keep posting. your insecurities force you to respond. you're compelled. you HAVE to respond. it's beyond your capabilities to do so otherwise. like a puppet on a string.

and now....we sit back and await your next response.
The REAL Noelle says:
My, my, temper, temper. Well I guess if I had to live in OK, I would be bitter too.
Betzalel says:
Noelle you piece of shit,The roads in Texas are probally the worst in the USA and then there is also the backwards republican pollitics going on there,The rednecks with money are rabbid and everyone there are fucking Douchebags.Here is a texan"Howdy Ya'all"
the REAL NOELLE says:
HMMM....I let you little miserable a$$clowns in Okie-Dokie keep on posting using my name. Get the hell over it. You're stupid down there in the dust bowl. You have always been stupid, and you will always be stupid.

You know what's great about OK...no auto inspections! Why would brakes be mandatory when shoes and teeth are optional....ROFLMAO

Personally I don't give a rat's a$$ who calls me what. I don't have time for dealing with little pea brains.
Noelle says:
Ok, I do NOT appreciate being called a racist I did NOT write that post. I don't know who wrote that but I'm pretty sure it was Jennyc and Bill trying to make me look bad.

Did you know Oklahoma ranks the highest in high school dropout rates? HA! So typical of this joke of a state full of buck toothed, meth addicted, bible thumping RETARDS. Bravo Oklahoma, bravo. You are the laughing stock of the world.

Oh, and Betzalel....I have five words for you...

Hitler had the right idea.
Jackson says:
be careful betzalel. she likes to make racist remarks, so i'm sure she's not above making anti-semitic comments as well.
Betzalel says:
Oh and my native language is hebrew.Dont try to correct my language, i just learned english this year
Betzalel says:
Noelle you piece of shit,The roads in Texas are probally the worst in the USA and then there is also the backwards republican pollitics going on there,The rednecks with money are rabbid and everyone there are fucking Douchebags.Here is a texan"Howdy Ya'all"
Noelle says:
Robert, and??? Chuck Norris doesn't live in OK anymore, does he.

Not the nearly the laugh that you all are getting internationally.....LOL
Robert says:
Chuck Norris was from Oklahoma! Yeah, he was from Ryan.
jackson says:
but seriously, noelle, morgan, jennyc (whatever name you're going by), i don't care if you really are a racist or just a hate monger who can't control what they type. your impotent rabid rantings provide hours of entertainment for blog readers nationwide. it's good to serve a purpose. good luck and god bless.
jackson says:
noelle, when you talk to people in real life, do they just kinda look at you and nod?
Morgan says:
I lived there for 3 yrs because of my job. The people are rejects. Of all the states I have lived and worked in Okla. is the worst. They don't show up for interviews, don't call to cancel. It's the worst for everthing. Its full of child molesters, meth labs, hillbilies, and has the highest rated of female prisoners. Why do people in oklahoma turn out so bad?
noelle says:
Losers...LOL. I feel sorry for all you from actually being from Oklahoma/Mobilhoma
jackson says:
noelle sucks


ok, i put my quarter in. now let's all watch the monkey dance some more.
Noelle says:
JennyC and Bill. You must have written that fake racist post using my name sometime after midnight, but before 7:00 am.

That's interesting. Who in the world would be up at that time writing fake posts? Those without a job and those smoking crack?

CRACK HEADS. Well, look where you live. The Meth capital of the US.....LOL
JennyC says:
Noelle, you are right! Bill and I are the same person. We are so stupid that we have to play this game on here because we have only 8th grade educations. We can't get jobs. The last person who interviewed us for a job complained that we couldn't express any kind of rational thought because we wouldn't take the toothpicks out of mouths. Bill refused to to take off his OU ball cap because it would have shown his lobotomy scars.
Noelle says:
Jenny and Bill,

Can you two just NOT read or are you too lazy or are YOU two the ones writing racist post using my NAME???? I think the latter is the correct assumption. Do yourselves a favor. Get an education and then get a job, and then learn to read.

I find it quite amusing that I have pissed you off so much that your only form of retalition is to write fake racist post under my name......ROFL. This proves that you don't have the intelligence to offer a legitimate rebuttal, so you have to do the cowardly thing a write fake posts using my name. LOL
JennyC says:
I'm sorry to say it noelle but while you have made some interesting posts and points in the past, all you've done overall is proven yourself to be nothing but a bigoted racist. Blaming the Hispanic immigrant population for crime and poverty?? You should be ashamed of yourself. I guess it is true that given enough time, people really do show their true colors. Maybe you've been living in Oklahoma for too long....you have become one of them. I can't believe I was actually rooting for you for a while there. But you know what...I'm done. I'm through reading these posts. You have a very ugly heart. Goodbye.
Bill says:
no no no, i don't think so, noelle. you're not backpedalling out of this one. and i suppose you didn't write the comment saying that all oklahomans were jews and christians, either. looks to me like you wrote that derogatory post out of anger and then realized you couldn't go back and edit. you know, you're kinda proving a point. but i think it's the opposite of the point you're trying to prove.
Noelle says:
Hmmmm.....think about it. The last state in the Union and giving away land.

So, what kind of people do you think went to Oklahoma. I'll tell you what kind. It was the most undesirable people in the U.S.
Noelle says:
And to the moron who said the crime rate went up with the number of Mexicans.

Everytime I hear something bad about Oklahoma, it involves your white, trailer trash, not Mexicans.

I have never heard of more pedophiles than you have in Oklahoma. You people are trashy and disgusting.
NOELLE says:
Here's a GREAT example the chicken-sh!t, worthless men in Oklahoma. They post using my name. I did NOT write this:

"Ok Sanchez I'm not sure what you think you're talking about but let me throw a few more facts and figures out there.

The mexican population of Oklahoma more than doubled during the 90's and rose another 25% during the first half of this decade. And with it crime and poverty has both increased dramatically.

Your people are making a terrible place even more horrid.

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG!!"

Pretty pathetic isn't it . Now do you see why every one on earth has little respect for Oklahomans. Oklahomans you should go back to the place your ancestors came from. OOOPPPPSSS, wait. They got kicked out of the states back East, so they came to Oklahoma to steal the land from Native Americans!!!!

You Oklahomans are the most pathetic people I have ever met. Your reputation all over the world is TERRIBLE. No one respects you because you never earned respect.
Noelle says:
I rest my case again. Here's another BRILLIANT comment, "...These are States that have high immigration rates....". A true Okie. Do you realize that immigrants, specifically Mexicans, spend 3 trillion a year in this country. You lame brain. But the idiots in Okie Dokie Land want to make English the "official" language in their backward-ass state. What a joke. Most Okie's don't even speak standard English.

And for the idiots who refer to me as "he". Sorry to disappoint you assclowns, but I'm a "she".

You know what's wrong with the people in OK. Your BIG, FAT INFERIORITY COMPLEX.....LOL. You're the joke of the world. They ever heard about your state in Europe and one word comes to mind, RACIST.
William says:
i thought oklahoma was bad until i went to texas!!!OMG you are just a hippocritical bitch!"The roads in oklahoma are bad"O RLY When i was in tex ass the roads were in poor condition.The minute i crossed over from tex ass to louisiana the roads were much better and in mississipi,better,alabama best!So the closer to TEX ASS you are,the worse the roads are.
Larry says:
I am not sure where the idea originated from, that out of all the states in the Union, that Oklahoma sucks. Picture being twenty years old, applying for a job and not being able to land one do to the poor economy. This scenario is one that is all to real for the majority of young people in America.
Now picture living in Oklahoma. Once again we are going to use the median age of twenty. You apply for a few jobs that include, factory worker, farm hand, and oil rigger. Not two days after submitting applications, you get a call back from every potential employer that you graced with your Okie presence. This my friends is a real scenario also.
Just for the sake of argument, you realize that you aren't going to make the $1,000,000 a year plus salary that those on Wall-Street make, but hey neither are all the other ignorant people in the other 49 states, who can't even land a job shoveling horse shit. So you begin saving your meager wages of about $12 an hour.
Three months into your saving you have enough to buy a cheap computer from Wal-Mart. That's right redneck heaven has a hell of a deal on those fancy ass $400 Dells. You take it to the nearest diner, because Starbucks is for yuppies (from the other 49 states). While having a cup of BLACK coffee you decide to link into the wi-fi connection. You are being a smart ass and type into your google search engine, States that suck. It completely blows you away that Oklahoma would even be on this list, so you mosey on into the site. All be damned if you don't find that half the retards posting blogs about your beloved state have stopped posting. There are a few obvious reasons for this. The economy sucks so they aren't able to find work, being the biggest one. You in turn type in your response to their ignorant ways in the hopes that when the economy turns around they will be able to read your post.
This my friends is a true story. It was all made possible by a State that has survived the tanking economy, has cheap living prices, wages that are as high as States that cost a fortune to live in (I know I'm living in WA for school now, talk about a state that blows donkey nutts), and friendly neighbors willing to help out around every turn of the corner.
So the next time you wish to bash a State, pick one deserving of the ridicule. When you honestly search in these parameters you will find that it isn't Oklahoma, or even a State in the Midwest for that matter. Try California, Washington, Virginia, New York, or Flordia. These are States that have high immigration rates, low wages, high housing cost, extremely liberal neighbors that care only about their own agendas, and no woman that can even hold a candle to those found in the great state of OKLAHOMA!
Justin Okie says:
Noelle hope you caught the sentence fragment in my last post I did it ESPECIALLY for you, because anyone dumb Okie must be uneducated right....
Justin Okie says:
Hey Noelle guess who's back. For being such an educated man as you try and play off to the other people reading your rambling post. First and foremost I loved the comment to Sanchez you assumed he was Mexican because of the last name. Maybe you haven't discovered but in 2009 just because your last name is Sanchez doesn't mean your from Mexico. Also for Okie's being so dumb, lazy, and backwards you SEEM the same way key word SEEM I don't judge books by their covers... For the crime wave he speaks of for the MOST part NON-VIOLENT crimes have went up alot while violent crimes have picked up in some areas while slowing in other parts. The crimes are generally drugs with Marijuana making up most of the cases. WOW, they have Marijuana them dangerous people. HAHAHA... For us being "DUMB OKIES" the economy of the state is fairing VERY WELL even in the recession. Might be a little smarter than people thought. I lived in Oklahoma for a long time. I now reside in Arizona. Oklahoma does have cons and pros but don't be so quick to pass judgement I don't know where the perfect state is but get back with me when you find one without any cons. For all Oklahoma's haters WE LOVE YOU!!! =-)
TulsaHater says:
Here some people that agree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvF4JezF4Ys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoFWWzSr75A
Satan says:
I love Oklahoma. My biggest supporters show up for services on Wednesday night and Sunday morning.
OKIVEHADENOUGH says:
I lived in for six miserable years. The reality is that Oklahoma is full of low rent, uneducated, Bible beating morons. In general Okies are judgemental, back stabbing, hypocrites who think very highly of themselves and their worthless state. Things will never change for Oklahoma because the people in general suck. There are a few decent, intelligent people there but they are few and far between. Do yourself a favor and stay away from Oklahoma.
Tulsa Hater says:
I agree... Oklahoma is fill with snob and so called "christian" people who are all hypocrite.

Congratulating Okie for proving me that Oklahoma is the dangerous place to drive at. All week I almost get in accident with these dumb ass Okie. Last night I had to pull over just to get away from these idiot.

Okie either take a bus or walk and let real civil people drive on the road.
I HATE JOKELAHOMA says:
The only good things about Jokelahoma are: the bus, car, train, plane or any other conveyance---LEAVING it.

And WTF is up with the Tulsa snobs?!? You're in TULSA, you asshat--what the hell do you have to be SNOBBY about? The blink and you miss it Utica Square? The two AWFUL wanna be malls? Oh---the other blink-and-you-miss-it "Riverwalk". Hmmm.

Oh I forgot--this is the "BEST" place to raise a famly. Right. The Manson Family!
The dude says:
I'm not from Oklahoma and never been there but it seems like Oklahoma really does suck. I mean I thought that EVERY state has its pros and cons but it seems to be that Oklahoma has very many cons and very few pros...hmmm.
Noelle says:
Ok Sanchez I'm not sure what you think you're talking about but let me throw a few more facts and figures out there.

The mexican population of Oklahoma more than doubled during the 90's and rose another 25% during the first half of this decade. And with it crime and poverty has both increased dramatically.

Your people are making a terrible place even more horrid.

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG!!
Sanchez says:
"Let's face it. The people in OK are the rudest idiots i have ever seen. RUDE!!!"

heh, i'll bet. and it looks like they've kinda rubbed off on you.
Noelle says:
I don't know who posted that last comment with name, but it wasn't me.

Let's face it. The people in OK are the rudest idiots i have ever seen. RUDE!!!

They think they're "nice", but they are totally stupid and lack social skills. The schools are 2 years behind most other states.
Джэрйко says:
oh, totally. i'm sure you were all packed up ready to leave but then this pesky recession hit and now you can't go anywhere. i hate when that happens. i'll just check back in a couple years after this recession is over and see what your excuse is then.
Noelle says:
To the guy with the name i can't pronounce,

Yeah you're probably some idiot foreigner who doesn't even know what the hell he's talking about. Why don't you just get out, ok? We don't want your kind around here.
Rodney says:
To the Russian(name????) poster below......you made the comment: "another job can easily be found in another state(that likely pays more than the ones in ok)". Another job can EASILY be found in another state???? - I WISH!!! In case you haven't noticed, the U.S. is currently in a recession. Currently, the national unemployment rate is around 10% (maybe higher)!!! If finding a job, and especially a respectable job in another state was so EASY, I dare say that many or most of us who post on this site would have left this miserable cesspool Okieland long, long ago!!! - I CERTAINLY would have !!!! The fact is, that finding a job - a RESPECTABLE job in most of the U.S. is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT right now, and is predicted to be so, by economists - indefinitely !! Please put more thought and accuracy into your comments before posting them.
Джэрйко says:
all i have to say to the people who live in oklahoma that despise the state....if you hate it there so much, then leave. simple as that. no no no i don't wanna hear how you can't leave or you're unable to....bullshit. it doesn't cost a whole lot to move. another job can easily be found in another state (that likely pays more than the ones in ok). unless you just enjoy complaining, my advice is to either put up or shut up.
Nick says:
Yeah I just saw the worst of humanity. I never realized that people from Oklahoma were such bottom feeders until I visted Frontier City. I have never seen so many fat dirty people with crooked bucked teeth in my entire life. I have seen some really trashy people in Wal-Mart, but you expect to see the trash of the world in Wal-Marts. I never expected to see such filth at an amusment park. What do they teach you people in your schools? You people here are such backward rednecks it is pathetic. A person even screamed at us telling us to support the Ayrian Brotherhood while we were standing in line for a ride. Oklahomans are the dirtiest nastiest stupidest people in the U.S.
Noelle says:
For those of you wanting to leave OK. Try San Antonio. It's a beautiful city and thriving. That's where you can see the real River Walk instead of the cheap imitation in OKC's Bricktown. Do Oklahomans really lack that much in the creativity department. Even Bricktown has a "Lower Bricktown." A concept stolen from Dallas' Lower Greenville. They try to emulate everything that Dallas has thinking it's really going to lure in the tourists. The fact is no one can stand the backward thinking here. The only people who think Oklahomans are nice are the Oklahomans...hahahha
Rodney says:
Mustang Sucks, you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT about Okie being a sorry, sorry state and its people - ignorant losers. I use much harsher wording however, when describing Okie, such as "a piece of shit" and " a pathetic,worthless bastard, popluated largely by dumbass, redneck, Neanderthal hicks." I have been in Okie way too long, also and have been searching diligently for decent employment in other states. I don't know how much longer I can tolerate this miserable cesspool, but my goal is to be out of here by Dec. 2010 or earlier!!! Good luck to you on leaving Okie!!!
P.S. Don't let your spirit be broken. There are many states in the U.S. that blow away Okie into the red dust!!! May all of us who are trying to leave this shithole Okieland, be successful in that endeavor!!
OKLAHOMA SUCKS!!!
Mustang Sucks says:
16-year resident.
In schooling, have had just about everything except physical violence happen to me. No administrators will do squat about it. Ignorant losers here. Mustang Public Schools was a scarring experience, as was SW Oklahoma St. Univ. Losers they are. They tried to shut my research down. They tried to break my spirit (and they partially have, as I'm seeing someone just for the trauma from the last six of sixteen years). Will have a broken spirit until I leave in 2012 (maybe 2011). Sorry, sorry state. What can I say? OKLAHOMA SUCKS
Noelle says:
Why are all the men in OK ugly????
suject oklahoma says:
sucks
Tulsa Hater says:
Hey Oklahoma.... Here some common sense in driving.

Well first, learn what common sense is and then USE IT

When the light turn GREEN, that mean GO. As in take your foot off the break and push on the gas. Not sit for 20 sec and then go.

If you see a accident which is already being taken care of, mind your own business and just drive.

There are some people who like to drive the speed limit or more. That the whole reason why we have car, to get to places faster.

When you merge on the highway, you speed up. Not stop or slow down.

Sorry to say but the world don't revolve around you. Other people have there OWN life and want to get to places on time or early.

If you can't drive then STAY OFF THE ROAD. People have enough problem and they don't want or need to deal with idiot driver.
Justin Okie says:
The man that signed the bill despite the seperation of church and state... Although some courts have ruled in favor if it has significant historical value? What the Christians came over and devastated the peoples who were already here? This is one thing that needs to be rethought...
Justin Okie says:
Would that include the Democratic Governor Brad Henry?
Carl says:
"It's okay because ALL Oklahomans are Christians and Jews. This is narrow mindedness at its finest."

^ ^
lol i think everyone can appreciate the irony of that comment
Noelle says:
The red state does it again with the 10 Commandments statue.
Oh wait!! It's okay because ALL Oklahomans are Christians and Jews. This is narrow mindedness at its finest.
Justin Okie says:
;-) I'm just stoppin in to say have a wonderful day and greetings from Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains... One thing Noelle, first off I would like to know how i'm one sided? I have agreed with you that Oklahoma has it share of problems but which state doesn't, please, name one... I'm waiting... Still waiting... So although there are negative aspects for the state ofOklahoma there are positive aspects too, so who is the one-sided "moron"? Second, if you would read the post you would know I was born and raised till' I was much older in California... Hmmmm, wouldn't that make me a Californian??? As always lovely day to you sir.
Carl says:
wow. such anger. such fervence. i must have hit a nerve ;)

so...merely responding to your posts means that i'm "engaging in the same behavior" as you? hmm...interesting.

wherever in my posts did it say i was from oklahoma? did you just ASSUME i was from oklahoma because i said something you didn't like? you really shouldn't make blind assumptions...even an OKLAHOMAN would know better than that.

cmon, if you're gonna throw insults at least ATTEMPT to act smarter than the people you're trying to put down.
Noelle says:
And, guess what smart boys??? Most of the native Oklahomans agree that OKLAHOMA SUCKS.

Talk to most of them and see what they say about their own state.
Noelle says:
To Justin and Carl:

Talk about obessed? Hmmm...well okay, you two lame-brained Okies. It's so typical, isn't it? Everything is pretty much one-sided with you two. Troll??? Look, who's trolling Carl?

You're engaging in the same behavior that I am; yet you two morons are oblivious to it because you must think you are right about everything. Typical of your state.

You two are the most ignorant of the ignorant and are in such serious denial about your state's condition that there is no hope for it because you all settle for mediocrity and it shows.

HELLO???? This is EXACTLY why Oklahoma will never change.
Justin Okie says:
See Carl made a wonderful statement. Actually if you scroll down to my earlier posts you will see I was saying the same thing with just a few minor changes in the way I said it. So the fact that Carl doesn't like Oklahoma is made very clear. Instead of harrping on the subject he kee it moving. Originally that's all I was getting at. I like Oklahoma. Alot of people do not. Whatever your opinion might be on the matter at hand I think it is going "SLIGHTLY" overboard making a whole website devoted to posting negative things about a state one is said to hate and not even care about. Seems in the bottom of that heart you do care Noelle.
Carl says:
folks have to understand that people like noelle here are forum trolls...nothing more. people like this post negative stuff most likely to get a rise out of others. but i have to admit, this relentless obsession with posting about a state that one doesn't like seems a little unhealthy. it almost borders on fetishism. you would figure that if someone hated something so much they would just move on and stop paying it anymore respect, but i suppose some people are just simply obsessed. and like i said before, the more one talks trash about another, the more that person resembles the ones they are bashing.
Noelle says:
Yeah, I wrote the post below and inadvertenly inserted Carl's name.

CARL: Who are you trying to fool. Oklahoma was the only place in the whole country where every single county voted for John McCain, making it the reddest of the red states.
Carl says:
Oklahoma is one of the worst states in the U.S.

Justin: Your sentence is an interrogative sentence, but try using quotations so it makes more sense.
Carl says:
Noelle, from the negativity and venom you spew in your posts you make yourself look no different than the douchebags who spend their time trolling forums such as this one. another thing i've noticed is that most of the oklahoma bashing comes from people who live in texas. they'll swear up and down how much more sophisticated and superior they are to their neighbors up north. but the fact of the matter is that the rest of country views both states as EXACTLY THE SAME. both are hardline red states full of "uneducated right-wing hicks" as far as the other states are concerned. and the more one talks trash about the other, the more that person resembles the ones they are bashing.
Noelle says:
What rambling BS. Try some periods or commas or something Justin. It's such a headache to make sense of your writing.
Justin Okie says:
Oh, and before you say something let me correct myself. My last post where it says "The sentence an interrogative sentence, so read it again and tell me what you didn't understand. No pun intended." The sentence was suppose to say "The sentence IS AN ........" Just thought i'd correct myself before professor Noelle had the chance to jump at the oppurtinity.
Justin Okie says:
This is the part I do NOT understand! Your English makes NO sense: "What part of i've lived in Oklahoma didn't you understand??? " I typed that in regards to your prior post where you were complaining about my grammar stating that you had taught English as a second language and yada yada... The sentence an interrogative sentence, so read it again and tell me what you didn't understand. No pun intended.
Noelle says:
Justin, your statement doesn't bother me.

When you say stuff like this, " I bet you AIN'T always right. Boy bet you hate that too!!! I love double negatives in sentences", it just reinforces the concept that you are a HICK!
Noelle says:
This is the part I do NOT understand! Your English makes NO sense: "What part of i've lived in Oklahoma didn't you understand??? "

Oh yes, the Buffalo Soldiers were taught in Okie schools. Do you know the difference between glossed over versions and real history?
Noelle says:
Justin, you are STUPID! It's not just SOME people. You had better look at who's saying it.
Justin Okie says:
Oh, yes Noelle... What part of i've lived in Oklahoma didn't you understand??? Clearly we talk improper so get over it. Wow, so you give me the link to a website where it has people saying how in school we aren't taught about Buffalo Soldiers. Well, believe it or not I went to more than one school in Oklahoma and every school I attended educated on Buffalo Soldiers. I bet you AIN'T always right. Boy bet you hate that too!!! I love double negatives in sentences.
Noelle says:
I rest my case. I will no longer waste two seconds of my time arguing with a moron who thinks he knows it all ,when in reality, he knows NOTHING!

So, goodbye Justin. Please go grate on the nerves of someone else with your poor English. Personally, I can't stand bad grammar. I taught English as Second Language for 14 years, and I had students with better grammar than yours.

In your case, English is your second language, and you don't have a first.

I'll bet you say "have came" too. LMAO
Noelle says:
Here ya go Justin. Argue with this group. They seem to think that Buffalo Soldiers are NOT being taught in schools: http://tritown.gmnews.com/news/2005/0330/Front_Page/007.html

By the way Justin. I have a minor in U.S. History. I'll bet you know jack squat about anyone's history because you don't even know your own language. You know why people can't speak their own language Justin. They are LAZY.

It is "have done" and NOT " I have did west packs to".
Have done, have done, have done. GEEZ, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU ALL LEARN YOUR ENGLISH? Did they never teach you all the past participle in 2nd grade!!!!! Yeah, and guess what. I have a minor in English too. By the way, it's too, not "to".
Justin Okie says:
Noelle I don't know where you educated at but in Oklahoma children do learn extensively of the Buffalo Soldiers. I have did west packs to. I was just stating where I had been. As always have a great day. Also crack a history book from the state of Oklahoma before you start disputing what is taught in one. Ha Ha...
Noelle says:
LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!! NORTHERN MEXICO! Wow! I'm so impressed. You are such a world traveler Justin.

History? Try Texas. Remember the Alamo? No pun intended. Oklahoma's claim to fame in the history department is dumping the Natives here only after they gave them blankets infected with diseases to try and kill most of them. Hmmm....why were the Buffalo Soldiers left out of Oklahoma History books?
Justin Okie says:
I mean think of all the history Oklahoma has to offer. Very rich Indian culture still exists even today. I myself am of Indian ancestry. Also even the story of African Americans in Oklahoma is truly amazing. I mean many had the right to vote when they didn't in other parts of the country. Very neat indeed...
Justin Okie says:
Once again Noelle I have traveled outside the U.S. I've spent alot of time in Northern Mexico and in the Navy it was West Packs... Oklahoma is still a very neat place!!!
Noelle says:
WHATEVER Justin!

Try exploring outside the U.S..

Yeah. The people in OK who aren't rednecks or hillbillies or just plain rude and lacking in social skills are nice.
Justin Okie says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeastern_United_States Now look at that. As you'll note Virginia is red lines and white lines instead of all red. Meaning some people do consider it northeastern. All the other states I had mentioned are on there. Except D.C. which is also marked like VA meaning some people consider it northeastern.
Justin Okie says:
Well Noelle, I did get out and travel. I used to to be a salesman traveling the 48 states. After that I joined the Navy and traveled even more. I have seen alot of things and places for being as young as I am. You know the funny thing Noelle until I started traveling I HATED OKLAHOMA! I learned something though most all states are basically the same with minor differences. With the exception of a few states that shy away from the "norm". Every state has the good and the bad. Also Virginia is the South. Alot of people consider it to be more northern in nature. I would especially rate it as more northern in nature. Just the vibe from the people. And the eastern would come from the fact that it is located on the east coast. Just like Oklahoma for instance. While technically being a southwestern state most people refer to it as the midwest. I don't argue with them because technically it is not but generally speaking if you looked at a map and looked to the midwest you would see Oklahoma. Anyways like I said every state has it's pro's and con's. Oklahoma might not be for everyone but I think it is an alright state. Just friendly down home people. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion though. And while I don't agree with you I still respect your opinion.
Noelle says:
Here's EXACTLY what you wrote Justin, "Oh, yes like the Northeastern United States is better! I just moved back from up there around the seven cities in Virginia. NY, D.C., PA."

You just referred to them as "the Northeastern Unitied States...". How in the hell could VA be a northeastern state Justin?

Learn how to communicate effectively. Besides I know a lot of native Oklahomans and they even say OK SUCKS!

OK is the most bigoted, narrow-minded state there is. If people would actually get out of the state and travel, they might broaden their horizons. Things are better though around Tinker because of the military. Those people have lived throughout the world and the consensus there is OKLAHOMA SUCKS!
Justin Okie says:
Boy Noelle your bright. I'm not disputing the fact that they are Mid Atlantic states. What I had said in the first post if you would have read correctly was the Northeastern United States. I was talkin about actual directions. And the states mentioned if looked up on a map go north and then east and tell me where you end up. Once again your so bright though. LoL.
Noelle says:
WILLIAM, why are you coming back with another name. That Sweedish BS is a dead give away. Okay people. See what I'm talking about?
Midjucidice says:
(Excuse my english,im sweedish)I have to say that this argument is dumb,why,it is a state,evryone is entitled to their opinion.If you hate oklahoma than try to blow it up perhaps,or maybe put plutonim in my drinking water.what good does it do to argue when you cant do anything
jason says:
All the trees in Texas lean toward the north because Oklahoma SUCKS!
Noelle says:
Correction: You're a product of....... I wouldn't want anyone to think I went to school in OK (which really isn't okay)
Noelle says:
Look at the map DUMBO Justin. Your another product of the Oklahoma school system.
Noelle says:
Since I'm in a hurry and did only a cursory reading of your rambling post, let me sum it up for you. Those were Mid Atlantic states, so YOU need to consult of map. And since, I have a minor in history, I think I know what I'm talking about. Most people who settled Oklahoma were pretty much failures at every endeavor elsewhere Justin. Also, it sounds just like you're spewing facts from some lame 4th grade Oklahoma History (propaganda) book. The same one that forgot to mention the Buffalo Soldiers.
Justin Okie says:
Well for starters besides the original Native peoples the first people to settle Oklahoma were also Natives who were rounded up from there homes and sent west to Oklahoma to clear the land they had previously resided so white people could have more land. The reason it ended up becoming a state instead of remaining Indian Territory is due to the fact that white people yet again wanted MORE land. Talks were set up and eventually the Natives agreed to cede so much of their land. As for your comment that the states I mentioned weren't in the NE United States, maybe you should consult a map. Besides Virginia they are all located in the north. Also they are all located on or very near the Atlantic ocean. Last time I checked the Atlantic ocean is off our east coast. So describing those states as I did was correct they are located in the North Eastern United States. I wasn't naming the states by say "Southwest, Northeast, Midwest" I was just describing them due to their location which if you look at a map of the U.S.A. look to the North and then look towards the East you would be right in the area of states I mentioned. Anyways Noelle since you have nothing better to do than run down a state, I know you will try and come back with more negative things to say or you will run me down although you don't know me. Also for you being so brilliant you said at least I knew where NY was and if you were well educated you would know that is classified as a Mid-Atlantic state. Well, take it easy Noelle.
Kari says:
People in Oklahoma need to get a real football team (NFL) because this Sooner thing is ridiculous. People around here treat these college students like they are gods and it makes me laugh because it is so pathetic.
Noelle says:
Scratch tha post below. It was written by me, not Justin.

TO JUSTIN:

Tell me how Oklahoma became a state. Why did people settle Oklahoma? I would love to hear this answer from you.
Justin says:
Tell me how Oklahoma became a state. Why did people settle Oklahoma? I would love to hear this answer from you.
Noelle says:
Well everyone, I rest my case regarding the intelligence or lack of it in Okie Dokie Land.
noelle says:
Justin you are IGNORANT. Those states you just mentioned are MID ATLANTIC STATES, not northeastern states. Gawd, no wonder they were rude to you. You don't even know where the hell you are. And Virgina is a Southern. I've been to all those states and never had a problem. But you get the Boobie Prize for knowing where NY is.
Justin Okie says:
Oh, yes like the Northeastern United States is better! I just moved back from up there around the seven cities in Virginia. NY, D.C., PA how could you say Oklahomans are rude compared to the NE United States? It doesn't compare. It's called friendliness and there is none of that there.
Noelle says:
As as far as Oklahoma's aggresive stance on illlegal aliens. Well WAKE UP Okies! Why do you think they're here. They're here because sleazy business owners pay them under the table. They pay them under the table because either they're greedy or their business is failing so miserably that they can't afford to pay them legitimately. Yes, OK has a good sized underground economy.
Noelle says:
If you want to see the height of rudeness, go to YUKON, OK. I've tried doing business there; they are just RUDE! Little do they know I have a lot of family members who live in that little corrupt hell hole and who acutally do business with those rude people. Not only have they lost my families business, but there rudeness is getting around town. They also have a sales tax higher then the OKC and Edmond.
Noelle says:
I agree with you Oklahoma suck. I sure being from the northeast, you feel like you've been transplanted to any alien nation. Hell, I'm from Texas, and Oklahoma seems light years away.

The people here are small minded. And, what's really funny is that they think their not. The not even recognize stupidity.
Oklahoma sucks says:
Unfortunately I moved here for my husband to go to OU and I can't begin to explain how much this place blows. It is the ugliest state with the most hypocritical christian idiots around. I have never heard about more child abuse and rape until I came here. The people are either rude or stupid ( I had to listen to a cashier at Walmart talk about how much she loved ketchup sandwiches while buying groceries). Everyday I am here I think about how much I want to leave and move back to the Northeast. I've also been told in job interviews that people from OKlahoma do not trust people from the North. Maybe it's because they are stupid.
Noelle says:
Okay Justin you were right. I did find an Oklahoma beauty.

http://www.myspace.com/themuffster
Noelle says:
Here ya Ryan,

This was written my an Okie. Obviously, he's never visted Oklahoma City....LOL. I got it from another okie-bashing site. It is so true that it deserves to be posted again.

"first off let me clear up a few things!!! i am from oklahokma tulsa to be exact. and you know what oklahoma does suck. tulsa sucks even worse!. the entire state whether it be court,politics, city officials, you name it. are pretty much crooked! everything here is a joke! and your right about our roads their garbage. hell we have a lottery that makes millions upon millions. and is supposed to be going torward education. look at our schools and tell me if it looks liketheir getting any money? leaking ceilings , no ac, crappy school lunches. these kids havent seen a dime of it and its been a year. but what got my attention was the comment about strokes? well im 36 yrs of age. i had a heat attack and a stroke in the same day. and i eat right , try to stay healthy. but mine is also heriditary and cant be fixed. just controlled. this was 3 weeks ago. but oklahoma and i warning to anyone moving here, please, please reconsider. if someone gave me the means to move . i would be out of here. i mean you can tell when you cross a state line without even seeing a sign. and anywhere ive been is simply beautiful compared to here. oklahoma is not a place you want to come believe me. i wish every day to get my family out of here. everything here is a lie!!!!!!"
Noelle says:
And, sorry Justin but you might find 1 out of 500 people in OK who is acutally somewhat attractive.
Noelle says:
Okie Dokie Justin Okie Sooner Boomer. Let's just say that I don't give out personal info on public forums, but I will say that I have lived in different states throughout the country and even Europe.

Uh? Beauty pagaent winners? I just googled it and didn't find the correlation between beauty and Oklahoma. So, it must not be too important.

Besides, looking at the sterotypical American beauty it usually consists of fake teeth, overly tanned skin, bleached blonde stick straight hair, surgical enhancements, and thin lips.

My how attractive and what an orignial look. In other words, if you don't get sarcasm, they all look a like. And, actually, they look downright boring.
Justin Okie says:
Actually Noelle so you will stand correct Oklahoma is on the top three of states in the nation when it comes to female beauty pagan winners. Also to set the record straight the reason I put "to everyone else out there" is because someone has set up a website for the public which is for EVERYONE correct? So all the people that had read it I wanted them to know from another person's point of view. So I guess it is who ever made the website and the negative people posting that really settled for mediocrity. Once again I assure people Oklahoma is a very nice state in certain ways and very negative in others. So Noelle where are you from? HaHa?
Noelle says:
Rich, I don't know why looks would me an issue in Oklahoma. They have the ugliest men and women I've ever encountered. Talk about low mantainance. How about NO mantainance. Three-fourths of the population there is overweight, and the other fourth aren't much to look at. Let's talk about hair. Think they have big hair in Texas. Think again. I've seen the biggest hair and the worst bleach blonde do's there.
Rich says:
Christian in Oklahoma? Really???

Funny because I thought Christian people believe in the right thing and help other, but yet the so called "Christian" I've seen only cared about them self.

Also "Christan" people, if there is a God that created EVERYTHING (that mean people too), then why do you treat people that looks different?

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against christian or any religion, because I have meet a few good people that are very religion.

Yet it funny how I meet a lot of women here in Oklahoma who says they are christian or catholic but every one of them turn me down, and one of them cheated just because I'm not good looking enough.

The interesting part is that I am the nicest guy and I'm not even religion. That right I was not born in Oklahoma.
noelle says:
Yeah, hook 'em.

I'll be the whole experience of driving on freeways that actually have visible white stripes and street lights was a totally unique experience for you.

Since they have car inspections, most people in Texas actually have brakes.

Sometimes, it hard to adjust to changes.....LOL
Noelle says:
Dear hook 'em horns,

We are THRILLED you left!!!

Here's what's strange about Oklahoma. At the Thunders game, you actually pray just before they bring on the hoochies to dance!

Why is it that Okla. has the highest rate of pedophilia, teen pregnancy, female incaceration, divorce, etc., when everyone is so Christian?

If you can solve this riddle, you'll be the winner of a 2 day weekend at hotel near the 6 square blocks of Oklahoma's Awesomeness called Bricktown. Which they modeled after the River Walk in San Antonio.

They don't even have originality. The just try to copy what Texas has.
hook'em horns says:
i went to texas for a week and all i have to say is i was so happy to leave
someone says:
im bored just kill me
Noelle says:
Yes, thank goodness for freedom of speech, but I have a problem with people who speak for everyone else: "But for everyone else out there it isn't that bad".

I think settling for mediocrity is the problem with this state. That's why Oklahoma will always be decades behind the times.
Justin Okie says:
And this is the exact reason America is a good place to live. Freedom of opinion. But for everyone else out there it isn't that bad. It's actually very friendly small town atmosphere throughout much of the state.
Noelle says:
Sorry Justin, but your are full of sh!t.

I have traveled the world, and Oklahoma is the lousiest of all places.
Justin Okie says:
I was born in California, (Orange County), and raised in Oklahoma. I have traveled all across the United States. Chicago, New York City, Washington D.C. I currently live in Arizona and just to set the record straight Oklahoma DOES NOT SUCK! But these whiny snibblers from other states have nothing better to do than knock a state. So yeah we have our problems, high teen pregnancy, high meth production, and abuse, poor educational system, and alot more of the negative. But there is alot to love about Oklahoma. The people aren't rude at all like I have seen so many say of all the places i've been, and i've been to alot of other places, Oklahoma is one of the friendliest. Just because you don't appreciate it doesn't mean other people don't appreciate it. So get a life... And quite griping about a state how lame does that make you just don't go to Okie-Ville if you don't like it...
Noelle says:
Beware of the wacko women here. Especially if they are your supervisors who claim to have a college degree, but lie about it because you have one, which makes them feel insecure.

I worked for a fat female supervisor whose idea of training is reading round-robin style. Moreover, the idiot could barely pronounce 2 syllable words and 3 syllable words....well forget it. Talk about not having a handle of the English language, she didn't. The double negatives never stopped, and she wanted to call herself a professional. What a HICK!
Noelle says:
I lived in OKC briefly. I came in with an open mind, but when I asked some native Oklahomans what there was do there, they said, "Go to the airport, get on an airplane, and leave the state."
William says:
You guys are right but we can change,i firmly belive that yes our taxes are wasted,but if the living conditions improved my mood would improve,our poor teachers in norman are only paid 42,280$ a year.Now i got the wart virus when i was in 3rd grade and it was because i was at school and i was sitting by a kid that says all non christians are satanist!!!And he had warts,now i call him le retao meto which means"the holy basterd"
Noelle says:
Oklahoma is full of the corrupt good ol' boy syndrome. It amazes me that there is a state tax, but it's the most ghetto-looking state I have been in so far.

Oklahoma has a backward mentality. It also has and always will. It is literally the dumping ground for all things bad. The only reason they still have a population is that people are too poor to leave.
Wish I lived in TX says:
There are a lot of nice things about Oklahoma, but after living here for thirteen years, I've pretty much lost faith in the place. I'm in higher education and Oklahoma has the lowest faculty salaries in the nation. I'm not just saying that. Go check the statistics at the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Believe it or not, the Oklahoma Vo-Techs actually pay more to people with bachelors than universities can pay people with Ph.D.s. Then, in addition the state treats faculty almost like independent contractors in regards to family health insurance, making no contribution towards spouse or dependent coverage. Currently carrying a spouse and two kids on your health insurance costs $1075.21/month from your paycheck. This is more than a quarter of the average annual salary for an assistant professor in the four-year tier of universities. (OU and OSU pay somewhat more.) For every other arm of state government, family coverage is part of the benefits package. The tragedy is that we're finding it very, very difficult to recruit and retain junior faculty to the state. It's very demoralizing and ultimately terrible for Oklahoma. The real kicker is that the state health plan, Healthchoice, isn't even decent insurance. Currently, they have a backlog of 20,000 unpaid claims and some doctors won't take it. See:
http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/southcentral/2009/03/27/99119.htm
I really couldn't recommend that anyone move a family or a business to Oklahoma.
William says:
spiderturd,i belive what you say,but you are immature and strays from my point that it should better itself,not drown,i am below content but its more livable that you say it is.
spiderturd says:
Why I hate oklahoma

Its people are stupid. Its roads are crap. Its weather sucks. Its people are apathetic. Its bridges fall on cars and kill people. The crime rate is twice the national average. Its people have no teeth and don't care. Its elected officials are a corrupt bunch of cronies. Its people are ignorant. All anybody cares about is college sports (even though 78 percent of the dumb okies never even went to college). Its people are self-righteous hypocrites. Its people are idots. The education system sucks. It has one of the highest divorce rates in the U.S. Nobody gives a damn. The drivers are terrible. Its people are rude and unfriendly. Its people are narrow minded. Most jobs don't pay worth a crap. Its people are bigoted. If you don't have a tattoo your considered weird. Its people are among the fattest, unhealthiest in the nation. Its people are lazy. The road and street signs are horrible. Its people are morons. Nobody has the initiative to make changes for the better. The infrastructure is poorly designed and crumbling. Pigs (okies) don't know pigs (okies) stink. In general, it SUCKS.

oklahoma Sucks
spiderturd says:
Catchy Little Song about Okies, an original by me

I'm an Okie, by yours truly…

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck, When I smile people say yuck! I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck, I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

I'm an Okie and I'm dumb, When I think my brain turns numb! I can't chew food I can only gum, I'm an Okie and I'm dumb!

I'm an Okie and I'm a dope, For me to know better there ain't no hope! I'm fat, lazy, stupid and I smoke, I'm an Okie and I'm a dope!

I'm an Okie and I'm inbred, My Momma and her cousin they did wed! All us kids are nearly brain dead, I'm an Okie and I'm inbred!

I'm an Okie and I'm a looser, My dream car is a PT Cruiser! My grandpa is an inbred boozer, I'm an Okie and I'm a looser!

I'm an Okie can't you see, that one plus one equals three! My hero is General Lee, I'm an Okie can't you see!

I'm an Okie and I can't drive, It's a miracle I'm still alive! If you see me comin' you better hide, I'm an Okie and I can't drive!

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck, When I smile people say yuck! I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck, I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

oklahoma Sucks
spiderturd says:
A couple of weeks ago, J. Matt made a list of the 10 lamest states in our great Republic. Topping the list was Missouri, which I drove through once. Since I didn't even stop to pee on my way through, I have no way of knowing how bad Missouri actually is, so I'm willing to take J. Matt's word that it sucks. Where I take issue is with the ranking of the state of Oklahoma at number 4. J. Matt has never been to Oklahoma, so he placed it #4 because he couldn't think of a reason to go there. Fortunately, I'm here to set the record straight. I have been to Oklahoma, and nothing could be worse. Oklahoma is unquestionably, by far the worst of the 50 states.

Its no coincidence that of all the 48 contiguous United States, Oklahoma was the one we shunted the Indians into. Here was a land so foul, useless and disgusting that it was fit only for savages. I would hate the white man too if I had to live in that shithole. Oklahoma was the scene of the last great land rush in the U.S. at the end of the 19th century. Meaning that we only bothered to stop and settle in Oklahoma after every decent place in the country had been filled up.

The main problem with Oklahoma is that everything in the entire state is dirty. Everything. The houses are dirty, the stores are dirty, the public places are dirty, and the people are dirty. The dirt is everywhere on everything. Most of the state is given over to dirt. The rest seems to be devoted to cattle ranching, oil drilling, or Fort Sill, the U.S. Army Field Artillery Center. Why build a massive artillery range in Oklahoma? Because there is absolutely no danger of hitting anything of value. My Dad was at Fort Sill when he was in the Army back in the 70s, and the only story I can remember him telling about it was that he and every other guy in his unit went out for a weekend pass and came back with the clap. So the women in Oklahoma are especially dirty. They also play a dirty trick with the beer there. Beer in Oklahoma is 3.2% alcohol by volume, as opposed to 5% in the rest of the country. So you can't even have a decent drink to make the fact that you're stuck in the ass-crack of the country any more bearable.

Some may claim the Oklahoma has some great sports programs at its two major universities. Aside from the fact that Barry Sanders once graced the abominable toilet with his awesomeness, I have to disagree. Aside from being the breeding ground for big, no-talent NBA ass-clowns like Brian Reeves and Eduardo Najera, the state is also home to the University of Oklahoma's vastly overrated football program, which couldn't even beat K-State to win the title of its overrated conference. Then they gave Jason White a Heisman trophy. Years from now, people will say, "Who the fuck is Jason White?" while Larry Fitzgerald and Eli Manning are big-ass stars in the NFL.

All that is horrible about Oklahoma can be encapsulated in one experience. When I was younger, my Dad, my Brother and I took a long road trip out to Colorado. We took our time, stopping and camping, viewing various attractions along the way. In Oklahoma we stopped to spend the night at Lake Thunderbird State Park. Lake Thunderbird proved to be a giant man-made mud puddle in the middle of the Great Plains. The "beaches" were basically just barren strips of red Oklahoma dust that ran down to the red, muddy water of the lake. It must have been a Friday or Saturday evening, because the place was full of dirty, sweaty, stringy little mullet sporting Okies in tank tops and mesh baseball caps and their flabby, slatternly wives and girlfriends trying to get wasted on near-beer. The women were almost all grotesquely fat, with pounds of flab attempting to burst out of their halter-tops and stirrup pants. Their innumerable hordes of half naked children were running barefoot through the dust, knocking over piles of spent beer cans and miraculously not cutting their feet on the shattered beer bottles that littered the beach. They were running in and out of the water, rolling around in the dust so that each child was covered with a fine film of dirt. What made it worse was that there were a bunch of rednecks with powerboats out on the lake, whose idea of a good time was to bring the boats in as close to shore as possible while hooting and shouting obscenities. This put an oily slick down on the top of the water as well as sending churning, viscous waves in to the shore, which the little Okies frolicked in, emerging from the water in a glistening coat of oily mud. It was the ugliest place I've ever been in my life.
spiderturd

30 Mar 08 at 3:05pm
William says:
i absolutly love how the wind hits the tires and how drunks throw glass in the parking lot,i play a game called avoid the glass,you know if the state improved i would be content.
Noelle says:
I hope you weren't hurt.
William says:
Come to thnk about it oklahoma isin't that great,it is actually kinda bad,i was riding my bike and i crashed when i hit a big crack in the road
Noelle says:
And, all of the issues pointed out below are in one little tiny state, with an overall tiny population, called Okie Dokie Land.
Noelle says:
If you have an issue with people poking fun at Oklahoma, then talk to the people who made this website, not me.

For some strange reason William, no one like Oklahoma. Wonder why?
Noelle says:
Another rambling post by William. GET OVER it William. You will be as ineffectual as the rest of Oklahomans simply because you are a died-hard Okie who refuses to pull your head out of the red dirt.

Jewish? Ghettos? Who ever said anything about that? And, guess what smart boy? I have a minor in history. And, I know that Oklahoma was settled by people who were total failures at everything else and the only way the could ever obtain land is to steal it from the Native Americans. The problem with Oklahoma is that all the smart people left for California in the 1930s.

If having the highest incarceration rate for women, the highest meth rate, the highest teen pregnancy rate, the worst streets, bridges, and highways, the highest heart attack and diabetes rate in the nation is a call for state pride, then I feel very sorry for you.

As usual settling for less is the Okie way.
William says:
Noelle if you studied history you would know the the ghettos were jewish communities and it is very offensive to say that,i would go on strike infront of the capitol building,but i would rather not risk getting arrested by our backwards police,and yes oklahoma is not the most pleasant state and i would very much rather live in New Mexico and become an Architect,but i have somethingyou will never have,and that is pride,I admit Oklahoma does not really have any democrats and is full of rednecks,but i take it as being better than living in a sewer in California or the streets in New York City,and what real point is there to be made by poking fun at another state.
Navkizi says:
Om du var hälften så smart som du säger att du är du vet att ja en hel del fakta är överskattade och att william sa infact att det är en drog, om du var så smart.
Noelle says:
Another intelligent quote from William," you cant use stats that can be overstated."

William, I assume that you're referring to the stats that says Oklahoma bottoms out on all quality of life issues.

Well, I guess that the stats are overstated when they report that Norman is one of the best small cities to live in. I'm assuming that their criteria is based on all the other stats of Oklahoma City, so based on that William, I guess that have one supermarket in addition to Walmart makes Norman a great little city.....hahaha
Noelle says:
William says, "So what if we are obese,its better than drugs.It is way worse than methamphetamine.Although it is a drug,it is the only primary one in the state."

This is the STUPIDEST statement I have ever read. You just said that being fat is better than do drugs. Then you said drugs are worse than amphetamines. HELLO WILLIAM. Amphetamines are drugs.

Well CONGRATULATIONS Oklahoma for making meth you number 1 drug of choice. I know that drug problems are far better when you use only 1 drug.

And. guess what William? Obesity is a SERIOUS medical problem. That's why heart disease and diabetes are rampant in Oklahoma. Do you how it drives up the insurance for everyone.

William go play on a busy street and come back in 20 years when you actually have some real life experience.

P.S. Thanks for reminding me of the sorry educational system in Oklahoma. You are living proof of it, you little foul-mouth brat. Yep, spewing language out like you have is the epitome of well-bred and articulate young men...NOT!
Noelle says:
Oh GAWD William. Shut.up. You don't know what you are talking about. I have lived in and visited too many states and countries, as well, to see a major difference in the way tax money is spent. And, guess what? I don't see how it is spent in Oklahoma. The state is trashy and ghetto looking. They tax you death in Oklahoma, yet everything is crappy. You know what the problem is William?Oklahomans settle for mediocrity. They won't do anything to change the problems because it's too much trouble, or they are severely lacking in education. When I unfortunately have to drive into Oklahoma, the whole atmosphere is different, and it's not a good atmosphere. Oklahoma has a poor tax base, so it's citizens get taxed to death. No new businesses will relocate here, and even if they wanted too, it would be impossible because the roads are terrible and can't support any more traffic. Want to see state of the art freeway systems? Go to Texas. Don't believe me William? Check with auto insurance companies. They issue warnings about driving through Oklahoma.

You are part of the problem William because like you, Oklahomans are severe denial about the this state.

Also, I have driven through Norman many times, and I'm not impressed at all. If that's Oklahoma's bragging rights, then you all have some serious issues.
William says:
Noelle if you had been born right,you would know that i am apparently a left wing democrat,i believe government should have not endorsed Christianity.And did you know that our Governor is a democrat.and i think that all people should not bash a state because it is pointless to bash a state.Think about it,you bashing another state shows no discipline,respect,and that you have very low self esteem.You feel bashing Oklahoma makes you look smart and that you love your state,you cant use stats that can be overstated.And we have lower heroine addicts than new England.So what if we are obese,its better than drugs.It is way worse than methamphetamine.Although it is a drug,it is the only primary one in the state.
Kayla says:
I read a lot of these comment and my favorite and what I agree the most is Raymond comment.

I have gone to one of those casino to hang out with a few people at the bar on a Friday night. I look over and I see big line at the buffet and the bartender says it like this every Friday and Saturday. I thought that was a big joke. I guess a bunch a dumb ass redneck don't have a life. What I also find sad is there kids running around on the casino. Do Okie don't know how to raise their kids?

Before I forget, a lot of the Okie costumer there were just plan ass rude to the worker. Hey Okie, don't get mad at them just because you are idiot and waste your money and loss it all to a machine.
M.A. Jones says:
The shirt slogan is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT-ON!!! Oklahoma DOES SUCK!!! The 46th state should be stripped of its statehood and the land given back to the Native American tribes! It is rightfully theirs, anyway! Give one of the U.S. Territories(Virgin Islands, Guam, etc.) the honor & privilege of U.S. Statehood and let it take Oklahoma's place!! Oklahoma SUCKS sooooo much, that it is NOT WORTHY of the honor & privilege of U.S. Statehood!!!!! There are not enough words in the English vocabulary and not enough hours in a day to bash Oklahoma the way it should be bashed!!!
OKLAHOMA, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT AND A LOSER! YOU ARE AN INSULT AND A DISGRACE TO THE OTHER 49 STATES! YOU PATHETIC BASTARD!!!!
robbie says:
i agree you cant spell c_ock s_cker without ou oklahoma sucks go TEXAS
Noelle says:
Hey wait! Who said Okie Dokie Land is behind the times. They will have the NATION'S FIRST SENIOR CITIZEN SEX OFFENDER FACILITY. LMAO.
Leon says:
I live in OK because of career reasons. Now I wish I had another career! This place is so chocked full of redneck, hickish, rubes its astounding. I wish I could just run back to the Left coast where life is best and get away from these Bible-thumping inbred morons. There are few places in the States as terrible as Oklahoma. My wife and I have decided that we are moving as soon as possible. DO NOT EVER MOVE HERE!!!!!
Noelle says:
Spot on Kap!
Kaptain Ken says:
Why I love okieland:
Wind – I can’t get enough of this wind, if I was a windmill I wouldn’t be in heaven, I’d be in porn heaven. If we would turn the state into a giant wind farm, not only would it solve America’s energy problem, but it would enhance its scenery.
No inspection stickers – In a state where teeth are optional, why would brakes be mandatory.
Indian Casino – For centuries Americans thought Indians where stupid, well drive by any Indian casino in okieland on a Friday or Saturday night and you’ll witness true stupidity. Way to go guys, Indian nation will rise again.
Parking Meter - Why in the world would a state be proud of inventing the parking meter, was the flowbee already taken. This also would have led to the invention of the meter maid. Hey, when you live in a state that bans the sale of cold beer with an alcohol content above 3.2+ I guess you’d be proud of anything.
Football – Okies boast that they’re a football state, but much of the OU and OSU roster is made up of Texans. Most of the kids coming out of high school here are either too stupid to get accepted or too out of shape to play ball. The school lunches are atrocious; I make my kids lunches 4 days out of the week. I allow them to eat that shit once a week so they'll appreciate what I do for them.
Famous People – the famous list of who’s who in okieland consists of: James Garner, Anita Bryant, and the banjo player for the movie Deliverance. What people don’t know is the banjo player is actually a woman and you can see her every night in your local okie bar.
Noelle says:
HOLY CRAP! Can no one who lives in the state of Oklahoma put together a coherent sentence? Don't use "whom" in this case Ryan. It's "who".
Ryan says:
Oklahoma is an awsome state for anyone whom is moving there from a fast paced state. Then you feel like your the most intelligent and hardest working there.. that and you look a lot prettier than the natives.
Noelle says:
William, you are the epitome of Ok!. Your posts are nonsensical. One stupid town in Oklahoma made it to a list. Whoppeee! Do you know answered the survey to put Norman on that list? Okies, that's who. The wrecks in Oklahoma are caused by bridges falling on cars. At least Texas has 4 world-class cities. And, NO William, Norman is not a world-class city. Remember William. India is a third world country. Do you ever wonder why businesses don't have headquarters in Oklahoma, but instead, they go to Dallas. It's because Oklahoma sucks, and CEO's don't want their children subjected to substandard everything.
william. says:
Well our 8th and 7th graders are dumb,i beat all except for 1 7th grader from india.They value education,noelle we shop at grochery stores and walmart.Hey we were the sixth best small city.Do you hear that.Noelle is texjackass really safer,in eastern texas there are mucho grande wrecks,i spell badley probally because im from sweden.I have my reasons to spell sweden sweeden,for one i spell it sweeden because my family says it is bad luck to spell it sweden.
william. says:
Well our 8th and 7th graders are dumb,i beat all except for 1 7th grader from india.They value education,noelle we shop at grochery stores and walmart.Hey we were the sixth best small city.Do you hear that.Noelle is texjackass really safer,in eastern texas there are mucho grande wrecks,i spell badley probally because im from sweden.I have my reasons to spell sweden sweeden,for one i spell it sweeden because my family says it is bad luck to spell it sweden.
Noelle says:
Well Raymond, remember, this is the Sooner state, which translates into the Cheater state. What do expect from a bunch of savages who stole land? HAHAHA

The "Sooner" gene was certainly passed down through the generations.
Raymond says:
Oklahoma do sucks and here why, this is funny.

My friend work at a restaurant inside a casino. He told me that on Feb 14 the buffet was pack and line for mile. He also told me that the people were nothing but savage vulture. A lot of people waited 3 hours in line just for king crab. I thought that was funny as hell. A buffet for valentine, yeah that really romantic. What he also told me was that the people there a rude, whining, snob, and self center.

Good job Oklahoma, you really set a sample to the society of United State. I thought people evolve from cave man but I guess a lot of Oklahoma people are not ready.
Noelle says:
William, where in Norman do people shop for groceries?
Noelle says:
William, LOOK AT THE STATS! Okie Dokie Land is full of nuts! It's full of sick people! People don't even care about themselves, so why would they care about things such as education, etc. Have you ever been outside of Oklahoma, or even Norman? I challenge you to go to a school outside of Norman and see what happens. I'll tell you will happen. You will fail miserably. Judging from your writing William, it looks like it has happened already.
william says:
1.WHAT IS WRONG WITH MENTAL ILLNESS!Yes it is not good,but they deserve respect.2.I know you didn't mention it,but what is wrong with single parents.Is it good for a child to live through parents fighting.I went through it and ever since my life has gone up.3.Most of which the fat people are are in The City.Oh and what about norman getting the 6th best city to live in.The education here in norman is surreal for Oklahoma.It is a good word for Norman,but also in a way saying Oklahoma's Education is surreal in a bad way.You got me there.
Noelle says:
This is from the OU Daily on Jan. 22, 2009.

Oklahoma rankings:

Income: 47th

Health Insurance: 44th

High School Education: 41st

College Education: 47th

Good Nutrition: 50th

Tobacco Use: 47th

Mental Illness: 50th

Diabetes: 46th

Heart Disease: 50th
Noelle says:
Research the facts about Oklahoma William, and they're not pretty. Oklahoma bottoms out on every quality of life issue. You need to stop reading propaganda.
Noelle says:
I'm off this site for good now William. I refuse to have a diatribe with someone who barely has a handle on the English language and who is full of hot air. Please learn to write before you continue to make a fool of yourself on a public forum. Sorry to sound harsh, but sometimes people need to be saved from themselves.
Noelle says:
I assume that you can show me the statistics on this . You are NUTS and absolutely full of it.
william says:
1.I don't have spell check.
And have you ever seen how many anti-abortion signs are in kansas.I have only seen one in oklahoma,say is our state really that religious.for every single anti-abortion sign is in oklahoma,there is 100 vanti-abortion signs in kansas.Oh and a talkshow host made fun of gays in kansas by saying they all deserve to die becauseof there oreontaion,Noelle i think kansas is your dream state.
Noelle says:
LOOK!!! I found a pic of your family!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_60Fg9REK2W4/SLskfjCYJgI/AAAAAAAAAro/VTzMyvqOhFc/s400/SarahPalinVikings.jpg
Noelle says:
Well, here's another problem William. It is spelled Sweden, not Sweeden. And people in Sweden speak Swedish, not Sweedish. Don't you notice that little red squiggly line under numerous words in your postings? It's called spell check. Just right click on those misspelled words....and.....GUESS WHAT? It gives the correct spelling. Ya know what? I've heard if you go the "my computer", click on C drive, and hit "format", it will do magical things to your computer. Did you know that Simon Cowell is my brother?
William says:
Well,Noelle did i fail to mention i movedhere from sweeden,cause people in america anywere seem dumb to me.Not everyone,but all states have defects,texas is no exception.Oh and idaho is very backwards,Ever heard of Ruby Ridge.
Noelle says:
Who the hell is Scott Peterson? He must be a player in the Neanderthal sport called Football. Which of course I don't watch because it's stupid.
scott 2 says:
adrian
scott2 says:
whatever you guys are just jealous of adrain peterson he is freakin awesome so is sam but i hate colt because he is so cocky and i don't like tim because every one is comparing him to god
Noelle says:
Dear William,

Darling, I must get off this site now because it's bloody boring. Please remember that we Texans are forever grateful that Oklahoma has kept us from falling into the ocean.

Adios tonto,
Noelle
Noelle says:
Hey Scott. Want to hear something funny about OU business majors? I worked for a guy in OKC who had a business degree from OU. He didn't know that that the * symbol on the computer's calculator meant to multiply. He was used to the big X. Also, he wasn't even smart enough to know basic tax laws. He tried telling me I was a contract labor instead of an employee to avoid paying his share of my taxes. He paid me by check for a year and half. The IRS has a field day with that paper Trail! LMAO
Noelle says:
Hmmm.....William. Did you know that in a previous life, I was once the Queen of Egypt.....HAHAHAHAH. Do you mean Harvard on the Highway? That's what we call the University of Phoenix.

I'm sorry William. I don't want to upset you anymore. I just couldn't resist that one.
William says:
OH and Noelle,My mom was a Harvard Graduate and my dad was a Yale graduate.So your college was so much better wasn't it?
William says:
I can PROVE with a web link video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpLWip3tWf4&eurl=http://www.youtube.com/my_videos_edit2&feature=player_embedded
Convince you enough?
scott2 says:
you guys are just jealous that ou pwns yeah oklahoma isn't the best state but you guys say you are nicer than oklahoma bull crap i don't live in oklahoma but i'm in their defense so go grow a pair
Noelle says:
William, I don't give a rat's a$$ what assburger is, and if you want to believe that the word "smitten" is indicative of a strong vocabulary, then more power to ya honey!

And YES. I have better things to do then argue with a 12 year old, or a grown man with the mind of a 12 year old.
William says:
This is my last comment to you. I feel that that dull and ignorant should have their say, and you have had more than your share. First of all, you remarks are rambling and based on absolutely nothing other than your own insecurities. I feel really, really sorry for you because you seem to have so many problems. Perhaps you should just stay off these sites that seem to make you such an easy target. Again, I apologize for offending you, but I don't apologize for Oklahoma being such a substandard state. After all, it's the citizens that make a state what it is. Oklahoma is filled with narrow-minded people who lack the initiative to make any positive changes. Oh yeah, Bricktown. What a laugh. Get out of Bricktown, and you're right back in the ghetto. Take a trip south of the Red River. Once you cross the border, you'll notice the paved, well-lighted streets and interstate; you'll notice that is actually alive with businesses, restaurants, etc. You will notice a vitality that Oklahoma certainly lacks. By the way William, get whining. If you didn't want to get beat up, you wouldn't be on this site, and you're have the biggest ghetto mouth I have ever heard. Sorry, but I guess you're a product of your environment.
William says:
Well Noelle,if Oklahoma is a uneducated state what is Texas,A crock pot of knowledge,no really is it?And your just smitten that i have a strong vocabulary,you know what,aspurgers is a mental syndrom.Noelle if you were so smart than you would go to a site to find out?I have a weird obsession with maps.but back to the topic about how much you like to be a smartass.Did you even hear about norman being the #6 best small city in the USA.What about arkansas,are they really the best place to learn?You wish!Oh and you saying i'm over 60 is not very smart cause anyone can say smitten.You are a real smart one aren't you Cletus.You know what,people like you tread on black people,although i am white,it makes me sick that you phycopaths are running around the country giving out pamphlets saying how god punnished the blacks and indians by making there skin darker.And you want to say we are rascist and religion obsessed?Gosh go back to Tennese and get a degree that wont do you any good because you got it at some low life school for drop outs like jobcorps.and then get a degree at ITT or Platt college and some person pay you money to do them.And you say our schools are Bad.And saying i am in a prison cell is just so offensive i am felling soo suicidal.Gosh you get your self esteem from picking on a 12 year old.And you are so stupid to say fisher price computer,you cant play on the computer with them.
Noelle says:
"Smitten" William. "Smitten". What a strange word for a 12 year old. That's a word someone over the age of 60 would use. So, I change my statement now. You're an old f!#@er over age 60.
Noelle says:
William, it's time for you to run along and have you're mommy put away your Fisher-Price computer. Do you think I'm going to believe anything you say. I know you're really a 35-year old, life drop-out probably sitting in some prison cell somewhere in the state of Oklahoma. And, if you are 12-years old, you will be kicked off this site. Oh wait! Is Assburger's Syndrome anything like Tourette's Syndrome. I think it might be!
william says:
Oh god damn noelle,arguing with a 12 year old boy who is in 6th grade and btw most if not all rednecks are religous,i am a atheist.Noelle if you think i'm smitten of you,than pigs are flying likev crazy.And what is mature about arguing with a 12 year old.God Noelle if that isn't enough i would have made straight A's if i wasn't absent more than 8 days,oh and you stupid bitch,i'm not angry,sad,or dissapointed,I am just defensive.And I have trouble spelling because i have aspergurs syndrom.I bet you don't know what that is?And i am fluent in sweedish.
Noelle says:
Jealousy is a TERRIBLE disease William!

You sound bitter, sad, and like a TRUE redneck when you focus so much on gender rather than the argument at hand. Go back to second grade and learn how to write and think logically. Forget about winning an argument with me. It won't happen.
Noelle says:
Well William, you're a prime example of the uneducated. Yes, I find that men in Oklahoma are jealous of women who have more brain power than they do. And, your bitter little tantrum speaks for itself. Also, William learn to spell.

By the way, Oklahoma may be a bit more economically stable due to the fact that so many businesses do not carry Workman's Comp for their employees, and so many employers illegally classify their employees as independent contract rather than employees to avoid paying taxes.
William says:
Gawd Noelle if i wasn't so sure you were a man,i would say you are wearing your ovaries on the outside,but it is so sad that your a cross dresser from Queens where you got mollested by both of your dads.Go home and stop acting like such a woman you stupid bitch.You can't be throwing sterio type that oklahomans are all rednecks that have bad teeth and are uneducated.Also if you compare alaska and oklahoma who is going to turn out to be more desolate.And if Oklahoma's wheather is bad,that is out of our controll.So you crossdresser stop bashing Oklahoma you dumb bitch.
tina says:
oklahoma is the worst place on the planet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate it everything about it fuckin sucks and if the football team wasnt winnin they wouldnt be narea mother fucker repin so all u ou fans can fuck off and stick a finga in ya bootie. HA
davidt says:
I can guarantee that 99% of the people here are just longhorns fan jealous of the sooners being so awesome, oklahoma has one the fastes growing economies and i love living here so fuck all of you
Noelle says:
Happiness is Oklahoma in my rearview mirror!
Noelle says:
Since I'm educated, I learned to correct typos and other things.

"THERE NOT!." should be THEY'RE NOT!

And, "her" should be here.

It's hard to see through the layer of dust in OK.
Noelle says:
"you all are just upset that, while you are losing your home to foreclosure and your job to mexico, Oklahoma is riding a tide of prosperity."

Sorry dear, but Oklahoma is so poor and out of touch with reality that they acutally believe they have it good.

This is the most corrupt state I have ever seen. Sure the foreclosure rate is lower than that of Texas. Duh! The Dallas/Ft. Worth area's population is greater than that of the entire state of Oklahoma!

People in Oklahoma are under the illusion that things here are cheaper. THERE NOT!. You have tax on food, high car insurance, and high utilities. Please compare this with Texas, California, and Nevada for the stats.

Where does all the tax money go? Oklahoma has the worst roads in the country. Yes, it's a fact. Google it.

Once you are in Oklahoma, be prepared to stagnate her the rest of your life because you will make such little money that you cannot possibly leave this dust bowl of state.

And guess what! Housing is not that much cheaper than it is in Dallas or Nevada. Oh, I know. The property taxes are cheap here
right? So true, but if you start doing the math with the low salaries, sales tax, utilities, and insurance, I think you'll find that Oklahomans are getting ripped off severly.

P.S. I can spell and use correct grammar because I graduated from a university in Texas!
jack says:
you all are just upset that, while you are losing your home to foreclosure and your job to mexico, Oklahoma is riding a tide of prosperity.
Rick says:
I agree that Oklahoma sucks!

I've live Oklahoma for a long time and I am so glad I was born in San Diego, California. I will never say Tulsa is my home town.

From the time I live here this place gave me nothing but low self esteem, depressed, stress, and in the past I've had suicidal thought. It all thank to you people in Oklahoma for ruined most of my life!!!!!

Oklahoma is is mostly fill cold hearted, self center, shallow, greedy, retarded, redneck, white trash people. All they care about one thing and that look.
Sharon says:
See I can't even type right.
Sharon says:
I am here and the shirt is very true. OK SUCKS in every aspect. You can't get the proper medical care you need if your in pain screw you we will due nothing for you. Not pain medications nor find the cause of the pain. IDIOTS I can't get a job with my degree I recieved for an OK college (NWOSU) because I was told we don't hire people who graduate from Oklahoma.
Sorry but I really really really sucks here. HELPPPP MEEEE
O U Ssssuck ! says:
Now now, let's be kind . You know they can't sell anything stronger than 3.2 beer to feeble-minded people. But,....there should be an Ugly tax, as it would greatly improve everthing in that
O U Sssssuck ! says:
Hey Vincent !
Apparently you've never been there so Ssshaddup !
O U Ssssuck ! says:
HOOK 'EM HORNS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YEAH.. YOU GOT SPANKED BY TEXAS THIS YEAR DID'NT YOU ?! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THE BULLRING AGAIN.

HORNS ARE SHARPENED AND GLEAMING !
O U Ssssssuck ! says:
OKLAHOMA means " Home of the Red man. " They should give it back to them. The 'sooners" (look it up) are destroying it and any chance it ever had for us to appreciate it's Choctaw heritage. I wonder sometimes if its all a bunch of freaks up there from another planet, or there's definately something in the water. They are slooow & the most corrupt state in the U.S. Let's call it the Choctaw American Indian Nation and let them regulate it and it's laws. Let's give them back what is RIGHTFULLY THEIRS. Restore original American History. The red man had it right the first time. Live simple, off the land, ecologically balanced and family oriented. PROTECT REAL AMERICAN HERITAGE !
william says:
chrissyg you make an invalid point,that is just a stereo type of an okie,i have white teeth,so does my mom(ps i am just now in 6th grade,so don't be a jackass)
chrissyg says:
OOPS TYPO OH AND I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY UGLY PEOPLE IN MY LIFE .. NEITHER HAVE I SEEN SO MANY NASTY MOUTHS ..THEY EITHER HAVE NO TEETH OR THERE ALL ROTTEN HANGING BY THE ROT UGH YUK ,
chrissyg says:
OH AND I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY UGLY PEOPLE IN MY LIFE .. NEITHER HAVE I SEEN SO MANY NASTY MOUTHS THEY EITHER TEETH OR THERE ALL ROTTEN HANGING BY THE ROT UGH YUK ,
chrissyg says:
I been stuck in this awful place for almost 2 years ... No one leaves because they can't make enough money too...So boring here and you have to go to liquor stores just to get real alcohol... damn no wonder indians had drinking problems.... If I live here too much longer I will too ... LIKE A DESSERT ,, SO DRY AND WINDY ...BE BACK IN FLORIDA NEXT YEAR :) THANK GOD
yeah says:
i\\\'d sure like to know where you guys are getting your statistics. sounds like you\\\'re making them up to me.
william says:
that is not the real brad henry.
william says:
To paul,are you the same one from the other website,i can fight all day.
Vincent says:
I live in Cali and bashing on another state just shows your ignorance. Arent we all americans? Why dont you bash Iran or maybe North Korea? Just because OU spanks your ass in football just about every year doesnt mean you have to look down on them. I dont see Oklahoma talking trash on USC when we spank their ass, do you? You guys know more about Oklahoma than your own state. retards
Albert says:
I've been to everystate in the US...except Mobilehoma. I love and respect my parents for that. Hook'em!
brad henry says:
stfu people i run this shithole state me and my ugly wife will tax u and the indians any damn time we want!
Paul says:
So when will Oklahoma allow full strength beer to be sold in their crappy state? The year 2050? What does Oklahoma have to be proud of? Uneducated fat people and meth labs and DON'T FORGET the stupid sooners. I think I'd rather live in a 3rd world country but I guess that is what Oklahoma truly is.
Noelle says:
There are no Gyms in OKC. Hell, there's nothing here compared to other cities of comparable size. No wonder the people are out of shape and totally bored out of their minds.
EmoFart says:
farting can be cute and cuddly!!!!!
spiderturd says:
LOL
Noelle says:
Gawd, you're stupid, spiderturd.
spiderturd says:
Noelle its time your pappy took away your tampons hahahahaha
Noelle says:
Spiderturd. I think it's time your mommy took away your Fisher-Price computer.
Noelle says:
Please learn to write. Your grammar reflects your IQ points, or rather, a lack of points.
spiderturd says:
Noelle stop crying like a emo brat omg it will be ok!!
spiderturd says:
Noelle you act like your on your period omg ill buy u some new walmart tampons!!
Noelle says:
I rest my case! LMAO! You sound more ignorant and juvenile with each post.
spiderturd says:
Noelle u are a meathead u sound like you wanna go eat at mickey dees omg!!!
Noelle says:
Oh holy crap spiderturd. I wrote a few nasty things about OK, but hell after reading your first post, it's not heard to figure out that you're a a little too familiar with the law. I don't think I would throw stones if I were you. You sound like a major loser. TEXAS RULES.
spiderturd says:
Why I hate oklahoma

Its people are stupid. Its roads are crap. Its weather sucks. Its people are apathetic. Its bridges fall on cars and kill people. The crime rate is twice the national average. Its people have no teeth and don't care. Its elected officials are a corrupt bunch of cronies. Its people are ignorant. All anybody cares about is college sports (even though 78 percent of the dumb okies never even went to college). Its people are self-righteous hypocrites. Its people are idots. The education system sucks. It has one of the highest divorce rates in the U.S. Nobody gives a damn. The drivers are terrible. Its people are rude and unfriendly. Its people are narrow minded. Most jobs don't pay worth a crap. Its people are bigoted. If you don't have a tattoo your considered weird. Its people are among the fattest, unhealthiest in the nation. Its people are lazy. The road and street signs are horrible. Its people are morons. Nobody has the initiative to make changes for the better. The infrastructure is poorly designed and crumbling. Pigs (okies) don't know pigs (okies) stink. In general, it SUCKS.

oklahoma Sucks
spiderturd says:
Catchy Little Song about Okies, an original by me

I'm an Okie, by yours truly…

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck, When I smile people say yuck! I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck, I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

I'm an Okie and I'm dumb, When I think my brain turns numb! I can't chew food I can only gum, I'm an Okie and I'm dumb!

I'm an Okie and I'm a dope, For me to know better there ain't no hope! I'm fat, lazy, stupid and I smoke, I'm an Okie and I'm a dope!

I'm an Okie and I'm inbred, My Momma and her cousin they did wed! All us kids are nearly brain dead, I'm an Okie and I'm inbred!

I'm an Okie and I'm a looser, My dream car is a PT Cruiser! My grandpa is an inbred boozer, I'm an Okie and I'm a looser!

I'm an Okie can't you see, that one plus one equals three! My hero is General Lee, I'm an Okie can't you see!

I'm an Okie and I can't drive, It's a miracle I'm still alive! If you see me comin' you better hide, I'm an Okie and I can't drive!

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck, When I smile people say yuck! I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck, I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

oklahoma Sucks
spiderturd says:
The majority of the population in Oklahoma is far behind the rest of the nation as far as their diversity in ways of thinking. Their government officials do not represent the will of their constituants, and the justice system is unjust to all. The police for the most part are abusive. Criminals who are a danger to sociaty are allowed to run ranpant, while non-violient drug offenders are filling up the jails
spiderturd says:
my ass crack is jiggling omg
TRENT says:
HEY JENNIFER. ITS TRENT. THEY CALL ME BIG-T. HELL YEAH ITS A WEBSITE DEVOTED ON BASHING A STATE. THATS HOW BAD OKLAHOMA IS. SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO GIRL: GIVE ME JINGLE IF YOU GOT SOMETHING YOUD LIKE TO ADD ON MY SUMMARY FACTS OF REALITY. CATCH YOU LATER BABY. 1-580-226-5006
BIG-T. TRENT says:
HEY FOLKS IM BACK AGAIN TO DO A REALITY CHECK ON THOSE TEXAS HATERS WHO ARE JUST MISERABLE OR JUST PLAIN STUPID. OKLAHOMA STILL SUCKS. IT ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL. THE DOCTORS ARENT WORTH MY TIME AND THE SYSTEM OF JUSTICE IS A PEICE OF SHIT. OK WELL OU HAS GOT SOME GOOD PLAYERS. BUT WHERE DO THEY COME FROM: TEXAS. ADRIAN PETERSON: TEXAS. MALCOM KELLY: TEXAS. SEE OKLAHOMAS TOO STUPID TO REALIZE WHERE THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM BECOMES IN HANDY. ALL OF YOU STUPID ATHLETES IN TEXAS GOING TO OKLAHOMA : MAN WHATS WRONG WITH YAL: ARE YAL FUCKING NUTS: WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A LOSER SOONER COMING FROM TEXAS:. GET REAL MAN.
TRENT says:
HEY SCOTT YOU DUMB-ASS PEICE OF SHIT. TEXAS DONT FALL INTO THE OCEAN BECAUSE oKLAHOMA SUCKS SO BAD. tHE COPS ARE JUST PLAIN IGNORANT, THE LAWS IN THIS STATE ARE SO FUCKING BACKWARDS ITS HARD TO KEEP OF JAIL. IN tEXAS THERE'S BETTER LOOKING WOMEN FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 6.0 BEER, AND NOBODY MESSES WITH YOU IN BIG CITIES LIKE THEY DO IN OKC. OKLAHOMA'S A PEICE OF SHIT. FACE IT. YOU FLEEING FELONS OUT THERE IN OKLAHOMA IF YOU WAS SMART THEN YOU'D RUN TO TEXAS. FUCK OKLAHOMA. SERIOUSLY. IVE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD. THAKS FOR YOUR TIME SCOTT AND HEARING THE FACTS OF REALITY. LATER....
Paul says:
Scott.... Oklahoma has some of the fattest ugliest uneducated women in the country. I've seen girls from Texass and they are far better than what that loser state Oklahoma has. I guess if you don't get out of Guthrie or whatever shithole you live in you may think otherwise. I don't live in Texas but I sure would before I would live Oklahoma. One of the few states that taxes groceries and has 3.2 piss beer. Oh and they have the highest teen pregnancy and unwed mother rates in the USA. Yeah that always contributes to society. Oklahoma is a burden on the rest of the United States. Keep breeding the idiots. A lot to be proud of. GO SOONERS!!!!!
Paul says:
Yeah this state deserves a bashing website because they do really suck that bad. But it would be a good place to build nuclear power plants and also send all of the toxic waste to. Hmm. Maybe there is a good use for the state of Oklahoma. This state has nothing to offer.
mmm says:
well jennifer, you must have gone to page 100 in find this site if you were googling cancer organizations in oklahoma because i just did the same and didn't find this site listed when looking for cancer organizations.
Jennifer says:
I was surfing the internet for Cancer organizations in Oklahoma which unfortunately led me to this sight. I am absolutely amazed with the amount of petty, childish remarks. I mean, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A WEB SITE DEVOTED TO BASHING A STATE? WOW!! No state is perfect, they all have major problems in some shape or form. But to devote a website to the state??? LMAO!!!
G says:
I have recruited people in the past for some oklahoma companies and half of the worthless bastards don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t even show up for job interviews, nor do they evening bother calling to cancel. Who in the hell would ever want to open a company in that god forsaken state. These are so called profesionals with degrees too.
Sam says:
Hmmm...meth labs and the high profile murders of three women in the OKC over the course of three months isn't crime I guess.
Sam says:
Well every state has their share of the ignorant and uneducated, but when it comprises over 50% of population, then there's a problem. Sorry, but OK has a serious brain drain. It doesn't attract educated people, and doesn't keep educated people. They go to college, graduate, and move to greener pastures.
Noelle says:
AND, if you want to call a bunch of overly-religious, hypocritical people friendly, well then okay Scott. You have friendly people here.
Noelle says:
I think you might need a ophthalmologist Scott because something is seriously wrong with either your eyesight, or maybe it's your taste in general. OKC has the fattest people in the nation.
Noelle says:
Oh yeah, sure Scott. That's why corporations are clamoring to set up businesses here. Hmm...have you looked at your roads lately?LOL. Have you wondered why Oklahoma wages are always below the national average? Take a look at what CEOs look for when they are scouting for new states to set up business. I doubt seriously that getting a basketball team here will make OKC a world class city.
Scott says:
I lived in Texas and Oklahoma. All these Texas people posting really are full of cow dung. Texas is full of undeducated and ignorant people. Dallas is dirty and polluted and full of crime. The people in Oklahoma are more friendly than in Texas. The women in Texas are very unattractive compared to women in Oklahoma. Texas is really full of itself.
Noelle says:
I moved here from the Dallas area a couple of years ago. Oklahoma is DISGUSTING. The salaries are low, auto insurance is higher than it is in Dallas (I\\\'m paying $20 more a month here). The Oklahoma City area is ugly and trashy, except for a very few, limited areas. There seems to be mass of very uneducated people. I want to laugh (and do) when people here say that the cost of living in Dallas is higher. Well, gas is the same here as it is in Dallas, as well as food, clothing, etc. By the way. Where are the supermarkets!! If you want to call Buy for Less and Crest supermarkets, then okay, you have supermarkets. The higher rent in Dallas is certainly offset by higher salaries there. It seems Oklahoma offers very little to its citizens.Let\\\'s not mention the horrid weather that leaves us energy dependent in order not to freeze in the winter and fry in the summer.
Bethany says:
I lived there for two years, I moved back to Texas as quick as I could, I was sick of being around people with substance abuse issues and minimal eduacation.
Richard says:
I moved to OK from Texas, and the very first thing you will notice is that the roads are just HORRIBLE. I you have a truck or bigger be prepared to be bobbling up and down all the time. Also, all people care about there is OU football, nothing else. Probably cause' they have no pro team, but I don't know. Just don't go there.
John says:
I lived there for 15 years and leaving was the best decision I have ever made.
Courtney says:
I live there.
This shirt is pretty true.
The only good thing about Oklahoma is the people.
The ones that aren't complete rednecks from the boondocks are nice. =]
Bill says:
I lived there once also, sucks is an understatement.
Mark says:
I lived there once. This shirt is true!